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  • rusty
    insert clever title here
    • Feb 2003
    • 90

    #16
    Thou shalt not partake of decaf.

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    • astcell
      Human Rights Issuer
      • Oct 2001
      • 7512

      #17
      Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's hax0r t00lz...

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      • EeeekPenguins
        Your local fucktard
        • Jan 2003
        • 456

        #18
        Thou shall not covet thy neighbors girl at DC.
        The penguin is watching.
        "The DefCon forums dont reward knowledge, but punish iggnorance." -Noid

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        • astcell
          Human Rights Issuer
          • Oct 2001
          • 7512

          #19
          Originally posted by EeeekPenguins
          Thou shall not covet thy neighbors girl at DC.
          How true. Just get her phone # at Defcon. Covet her all you want after you two get home. :D

          Thou shalt not kill.

          Just maim. :D :D :D

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          • EeeekPenguins
            Your local fucktard
            • Jan 2003
            • 456

            #20
            Originally posted by astcell
            How true. Just get her phone # at Defcon. Covet her all you want after you two get home. :D
            I agree with that. Hunting season opens after DC is over, hehe.
            The penguin is watching.
            "The DefCon forums dont reward knowledge, but punish iggnorance." -Noid

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            • encrypt31945
              Banned
              • Apr 2003
              • 266

              #21
              She is going to get home and have like two thousand emails from all the guys.:D Hope her email account dosent get overloaded.

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              • pezz
                Unconfirmed Email
                • Jan 2003
                • 736

                #22
                Thou shalt not covet blackwave's wang. :D

                Thou shalt not commit adultery. (unless thou are really sure thy will not be caught)

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                • encrypt31945
                  Banned
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 266

                  #23
                  Thou shalt encrypt a wireless network.

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                  • pezz
                    Unconfirmed Email
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 736

                    #24
                    Thou shalt not be a post slut.

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                    • encrypt31945
                      Banned
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 266

                      #25
                      Thou are a post slut. ;)

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                      • pezz
                        Unconfirmed Email
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 736

                        #26
                        Well the conmandments look pretty good...need to make a condensed version will post update for review

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                        • ch0l0man
                          Veterano
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 521

                          #27
                          Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's broadband.
                          Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wireless network.
                          "so many books, so little time"

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                          • Gadsden
                            Goon
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 1241

                            #28
                            Thou shalt not be "JetForceXXXX" or "PerfectSword".
                            (See also: Thou shalt not be be a tard.)
                            Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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                            • IQDANGER
                              Member
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 1

                              #29
                              Everyone forgot this one.

                              "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors hardware"

                              JeJeJe

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                              • pezz
                                Unconfirmed Email
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 736

                                #30
                                Tada!!!

                                FORUM CONMANDMENTS

                                I. Thou shalt not introduce thyself.
                                II. Thou shalt Search and Google before asking questions, for they are good.
                                III. Thou shalt not ask to learn Hax0r.
                                IV. Thou shalt lurk before asking any questions.
                                V. Thou shalt not go off topic.
                                VI. Thou shalt not act 1337.
                                VII. Thou shalt have no other cons before DefCon.
                                VIII. Thou shalt not take a Goon's name in vain.
                                IX. Thou shalt encrypt, for it is good.
                                X. Thou shalt read the rules before posting.

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