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  • redhook
    Member
    • Jan 2003
    • 21

    #1

    DC XI Beer Rations.

    So how much beer do you think it takes each defcon attende to get though a day?
  • ck3k
    thoughtcriminal
    • Jul 2002
    • 1350

    #2
    Re: DC XI Beer Rations.

    Originally posted by redhook
    So how much beer do you think it takes each defcon attende to get though a day?
    its on a attendi to attendi basis, if your a drunkenwhore, well, you all where at hacker jepordy :D
    ~:CK:~
    I would like to meet a 1 to keep my 0 company.

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    • JockVSJock
      Member
      • Feb 2003
      • 54

      #3
      Re: DC XI Beer Rations.

      Originally posted by redhook
      So how much beer do you think it takes each defcon attende to get though a day?
      All depends on how much funds a DC'er has. The 7-11 down the street, I paid 18.00 for a case of Heineken, and I was really drunken when buying it.

      Otherwise, I think I would have just crashed parties lookin' for free drinks.
      "I am the EPITOME of FRUGALITY, the KING OF CHEAPNESS, the TIGHTEST of the TIGHTWADS, the MASTER-BLASTER of PENNY PINCHING, the BISHOP of UNDER-BUDGETING, the CARDINAL of COST-CUTTING, I AM THE MASTER MISER!!!."

      -Jim Sears

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      • pezz
        Unconfirmed Email
        • Jan 2003
        • 736

        #4
        Re: DC XI Beer Rations.

        Originally posted by redhook
        So how much beer do you think it takes each defcon attendee to get though a day?
        Actually we could calculate this value by substituting values into the preconceived equation supplied by Drake:

        N = R* x fs x fp x ne x fl x fi x fc x L


        Where :

        N = the total number of beers

        R = formation of drunkeness

        fs= acceptable beer type (corona, bud, etc..)

        fp = percentage of alcohol

        ne = actual number of beers drunk (notice N and ne are differing numbers as in "Dude I drank a case of beer yesterday." when we all know every one loses count after 5)

        fl = total beers not vomited up

        fi = total beers consumed after vomiting

        fc = alcohol lost through sweating in vegas

        L = time from consuming first beer until passing out cold


        Use this equation and you will get your answer every time!!!

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        • Grifter
          Goon * Contests & Events
          • Sep 2001
          • 1296

          #5
          I want to respond to this post, but for some reason I just can't argue with that.
          .: Grifter :.

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          • octalpus
            Official Forum Bitch
            • Oct 2001
            • 1724

            #6
            Re: Re: DC XI Beer Rations.

            Originally posted by pezz
            Actually we could calculate this value by substituting values into the preconceived equation supplied by Drake:

            N = R* x fs x fp x ne x fl x fi x fc x L
            You lost me at "beer".
            the fresh princess of 1338

            What did I do to make you think I give a shit?

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            • Grifter
              Goon * Contests & Events
              • Sep 2001
              • 1296

              #7
              You had me at hello.

              Wait!

              No!

              Shit!!!
              .: Grifter :.

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              • renderman
                Notorious Canadian Hacker
                • Mar 2003
                • 1428

                #8
                Re: Re: DC XI Beer Rations.

                Originally posted by pezz
                Actually we could calculate this value by substituting values into the preconceived equation supplied by Drake:

                <SNIP>

                Use this equation and you will get your answer every time!!!
                My formula usually works this way:

                N=Tr - L - BG

                Where;

                N= Number of beers consumed

                Tr= The amount of beer I can carry in the trunk of my car down to Vegas

                L= The volume of luggage that displaces beer in trunk

                BG= The amount of beer denied by Ornary border guard that does'nt belive that a keg is for personal cosumption.

                I don't care for American beer myself, so I always bring a couple cases of good Canadian beer. When that runs out, The hard liquor Red Bull and bawls come out.
                Never drink anything larger than your head!





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                • KeLviN
                  Poor but happy
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 1951

                  #9
                  beers consumed by KeLviN @ DCx .... 0
                  the fresh prince of 1337

                  To learn how to hack; submit your request

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                  • ch0l0man
                    Veterano
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 521

                    #10
                    points to Kelvins Minister of Otterpops

                    *falls off chair laughing*
                    didnt notice that til this thread.
                    "so many books, so little time"

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                    • Grifter
                      Goon * Contests & Events
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 1296

                      #11
                      Originally posted by KeLviN
                      beers consumed by KeLviN @ DCx .... 0

                      beers consumed by Grifter @ DCx .... 0
                      .: Grifter :.

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                      • astcell
                        Human Rights Issuer
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 7512

                        #12
                        I don't consume alcohol.

                        It consumes me. :D

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                        • Grifter
                          Goon * Contests & Events
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 1296

                          #13
                          Originally posted by astcell
                          I don't consume alcohol.

                          It consumes me. :D
                          And your liver.
                          .: Grifter :.

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                          • dataworm
                            Member
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 315

                            #14
                            Re: Re: Re: DC XI Beer Rations.

                            Originally posted by renderman
                            I don't care for American beer myself, so I always bring a couple cases of good Canadian beer. When that runs out, The hard liquor Red Bull and bawls come out. [/B]
                            I wonder what do you consider good Canadian beer... I am very curious...
                            Personally I think i am gonna bring 2 or maybe 3 bootle of beer with me :) While this is not a aloth i'll bring some quality :) Unibrou 11, Trois Pistole and Fin du monde...

                            How mutch is considered personal consomation? As I am going in plane, my bag will get search and it's weard enought to bring your own beer ;) and I am also planning get some Porto at the duty free...
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                            • renderman
                              Notorious Canadian Hacker
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 1428

                              #15
                              Re: Re: Re: Re: DC XI Beer Rations.

                              I'll probably bring down a couple bubba's (mini kegs) of Molson Canadian. I actually prefer alot of the smaller breweries from interior BC, but bubbas are much easier to transport a large volume of beer (less packaging).

                              I also usually take a case of the 'High roller Red' from the Monte Carlo's brewery back home with me. Delicious stuff. nothing beats micro brews.

                              Unfortunatly I never got to try any of the 'firewire' caffine infused beer that was going around years ago. I remember that Noid said it was quite tasty. Any idea who brought that one?


                              Originally posted by dataworm
                              I wonder what do you consider good Canadian beer... I am very curious...
                              Personally I think i am gonna bring 2 or maybe 3 bootle of beer with me :) While this is not a aloth i'll bring some quality :) Unibrou 11, Trois Pistole and Fin du monde...

                              How mutch is considered personal consomation? As I am going in plane, my bag will get search and it's weard enought to bring your own beer ;) and I am also planning get some Porto at the duty free...
                              Never drink anything larger than your head!





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