Worst thing to Bring to DC

[DJ Jackalope]

So I'm sitting here watching Freddy Got Fingered.....oh so terrible...

and I was thinking...since we have ideas for what is the Best thing to bring to DC, what that WORST thing would be.

I think taking one's Parole officer could be the worst thing. or maybe bringing your mom.

what else?


Jackalope

[blackwave]

so being these are most likely ideas of what would be the worst things to bring rather than what whomever is bringing the worst thing... here is a list of things that people would most likely not want to inherit at the con...

... the gift that keeps on giving: stds.
... the gift that takes away: OD.
... the gift that puts away: 414

[bascule]

After years of overexposure to Slashdot, I'm afraid I've mutated to enjoy a Slashdotesque forum environment. So, unfortunately, it comes upon me to deliver the terrible forum nerd post that the poster so hopes will be modded up to "+5 Funny" but so often gets modded down to "-1 Redundant"

My suggestion is... a HERF gun, stolen from your nearby military depository in... California. Just imagine what could happen:

"Hey, can I shoot the HERF gun?"

"Umm, I'd really rather you not."

"I think I will!" *zap* "Did I kill anyone?"

"No, but now hundreds of people are mad at us..."

"RUN!"

[renderman]

I dunno, a significant other who does'nt understand computers would be a bad idea, especially if they did'nt approve of 'your computer friends'. Doubley so if you make an ass of yourself at the con

[astcell]

Don't pass out AOL disks.

[DJ Jackalope]

Originally posted by astcell
Don't pass out AOL disks.

Dude...hmmmm....i think that would be kinda funny....we should go steal a bunch of those from random loactions everywhere and pass them out at defcon....

last time i saw a AOL display it was in freaking Burger King.

lope

(go go house selling)

[astcell]

AOL reminds me of a realy ugly hooker. Even 1045 free hours is a rip off.

[blackwave]

Originally posted by DJ Jackalope
we should go steal a bunch of those from random loactions everywhere and pass them out at defcon

hmmm.. you can't really steal something that is free...

besides there are better things to do with these:

http://www.nomoreaolcds.com/
http://www.nomoreaolcds.ca/
http://www.usedaoldisks.com/aoldisks/index.htm
http://www.anticd.org/

[DJ Jackalope]

Hm...
that's funny...
i am packing to move and I like threw 10 AOL coaster away...
i could've sent them to Canada.


BW: what is your worst thing to take to DC? Dead addict? <g>


Jackalope

[ck3k]

I think the worst thing would be bringing your parents, my mom would not like the "scene"

[Ozendorph]

At least Ely juggles. Now botulism? No juggling.

[blackwave]

Originally posted by ck3k
my mom would not like the "scene"

I take it your mom is not a milf? I know mine isn't...

[DJ Jackalope]

Originally posted by blackwave
I take it your mom is not a milf? I know mine isn't...

AaEEIEI! he said milf.....

I was thinking that the cops might be a bad thing to bring to DC, but then on the other hand, that might kinda be fun.

lope

[jesse]

the worst thing to bring to defcon?

herpes.

[KeLviN]

taking into account the thoulsands of drunk and testosterone saturated males at con, i still insist that your girlfriend would be the worst thing to bring to con.