Okay kids... let it begin.
I am wondering what people's impression was of this years defcon? Before I start dropping my thoughts, a bit of background. The first and only other defcon I have attended was 9. I have been to other cons (Beyond Hope(less), H2K2, Summercon95 and various others summercons (DC, ATL), and various Pumpcons. The best ever to me was Summercon 95, but I understand there is a big difference between commercial cons and underground cons. I also understand the whole scene has gotten bigger and there is no going back to "the good old days."
This year there was a big stink about fire marshals. Evidentially to avoid incident, they wouldn't allow people to sit on the floor and stand in the back of the room. This is to avoid the dangers if say, a speaker was to use unauthorized pyrotechnics ... or one of the kiddies was to use the lighters that were thrown into the audiences to set a chair on fire. This is actually okay to me, it comes down to Defcon being irresponsible in expecting half of the attendees to sit on the floor and stand in the back.
As far as I'm concerned, people paid a legit amount of money to attend. This shouldn't be a surprise, defcon 9 was well attended. I believe DT has a multi year agreement to use Alexis Park. Doude, the place is too fucking small. There were lines wrapped around the place with people waiting to get in. Most of them were turned away. Go watch it in the bar, to the other 3000 people. And we were sitting in one presentation when they were telling people that if they wanted to see the next presentation, they needed to leave the current one 40 minutes early to go stand in line. Then everyone in the current presentation that had a seat was required to get up and leave, so all the people that had been waiting for an hour to get in could get a seat. This is poor planning. I mean, really poor planning. But not a surprise.
Fingers were pointed at the firemarshals, but really the fault lies in the hands of the con planners. Give up the Alexis park. The theory is you get it for free because it books so many rooms, but in the end your attendees that book the rooms are the ones getting screwed. It is too small. When every room is totally full with lines around the corner -- it's a hint. And not everyone is booked at the Alexis Park. You should probably try to supply a Freq. Agile Modulator and PTP microwave link to the Hard rock, Crowne Plaza and Comfort Inn closed circuit TV systems if your going to send everyone to their rooms to watch the shit they paid for.
Next up, speakers. Did everyone feel this years was as technical and high quality as the last? I mean, don't get me wrong -- it wasn't anything like h2k2 where you attend a presentation on pirate radio somethingorother and 2 minutes into the presentation the group asks "Uh, can anyone write it for us?" Or that really bad proximity badge presentation where the doude had nothing to really show other than buying a reader from eBay. (I had fun at H2K2, don't get me wrong, but a number of the presentations were lame... but at least you could get in the door. I am going to do my part in making h2k4 better, just because it is one thing to bitch and another to correct).
Next up - the goons. I don't mean to diss anyone, but there is one tall guy who loves to talk on the microphone. This year he was blabbering a bunch of crap when someone brought a fed to the front in the tent. He obviously is in love with the intelligence community, but is an outsider if he shows up at Defcon to play rent-a-cop and try to show that he has read a few books like "Inside the CIA." I will call him biggoon, cause he is physically large. At defcon 9, biggoon came in during Bill Schneier's Q&A session in the tent. He interrupted one of the more interesting presentations to talk on the mic for 10 minutes. It was an emergency announcement that if you steal hotel fixtures you would be kicked out. Evidentially a few kids stole a soap dish and they were mad. Obviously, everyone in the crowd would have no intentions of stealing a soap dish. It was one of those more pathedic moments. Basically, the biggoon interrupted a professional grade presentation with some kiddie fucking bullshit, and then wouldn't get off the stage. Fast forward to this year, the goons were worse than fucking high school hall monitors. One of these Jeff Moss ass kissers whined to me that I need to wear my badge around my neck. Your fucking worse than the establishment you pretend to hate. Last Vegas wind blows those fucking things around. Give these fucking kids just a little bit of power and it goes straight to their head. Kids, a hint. Your getting screwed. It isn't going to help your status anywhere, and you really don't have much power. I overheard some goon speak as we were working to own the defcon... errr I overheard some goons speaking and it seemed like there was tension with the goons versus defcon. It was mildly funny. But not as funny as next year when we have the gear with us to own.... err.
Other than that, I had a good time hanging out with friends, but they too agreed that the price charged is a bit high considering the poor planning. The vendor area, everything is availible on the web. Although the unix surplus people had an awesome deal on a SGI Octane with Gige+PCI cardcage, I didn't want to lug it on the plane. Ira Moser was there as always, prices high as always, but definitly a nice guy. I managed to get it out of him that the Saber's are loaded with DES-XL boards, so maybe that will be a project for next year-- going to need a logic analyzer and to do some research on brute force cracking Motorola's modified DES 56. It is my mission to fuck up some goon communications. Don't even think about spending your large profits on P-25 gear, cause we already got that shit in check.
So what was everyone elses take on the event? I think my opinion comes down to: Either continue to charge the rates and play commercial con people and move to a better venue, or lower your rates if your shit is going to continue to be fucked up.
Find a hotel with a real conference area that has a kiddie-friendly hotel next door.
Also, I have a theory that defcon 10 had less attendence and everything worked out better. It is a theory of mine that H2K2 relieves some of the crowd issues from Defcon, since they fall sort of close together and one commercial con a year is enough for most. Does this seem to be true?
I am wondering what people's impression was of this years defcon? Before I start dropping my thoughts, a bit of background. The first and only other defcon I have attended was 9. I have been to other cons (Beyond Hope(less), H2K2, Summercon95 and various others summercons (DC, ATL), and various Pumpcons. The best ever to me was Summercon 95, but I understand there is a big difference between commercial cons and underground cons. I also understand the whole scene has gotten bigger and there is no going back to "the good old days."
This year there was a big stink about fire marshals. Evidentially to avoid incident, they wouldn't allow people to sit on the floor and stand in the back of the room. This is to avoid the dangers if say, a speaker was to use unauthorized pyrotechnics ... or one of the kiddies was to use the lighters that were thrown into the audiences to set a chair on fire. This is actually okay to me, it comes down to Defcon being irresponsible in expecting half of the attendees to sit on the floor and stand in the back.
As far as I'm concerned, people paid a legit amount of money to attend. This shouldn't be a surprise, defcon 9 was well attended. I believe DT has a multi year agreement to use Alexis Park. Doude, the place is too fucking small. There were lines wrapped around the place with people waiting to get in. Most of them were turned away. Go watch it in the bar, to the other 3000 people. And we were sitting in one presentation when they were telling people that if they wanted to see the next presentation, they needed to leave the current one 40 minutes early to go stand in line. Then everyone in the current presentation that had a seat was required to get up and leave, so all the people that had been waiting for an hour to get in could get a seat. This is poor planning. I mean, really poor planning. But not a surprise.
Fingers were pointed at the firemarshals, but really the fault lies in the hands of the con planners. Give up the Alexis park. The theory is you get it for free because it books so many rooms, but in the end your attendees that book the rooms are the ones getting screwed. It is too small. When every room is totally full with lines around the corner -- it's a hint. And not everyone is booked at the Alexis Park. You should probably try to supply a Freq. Agile Modulator and PTP microwave link to the Hard rock, Crowne Plaza and Comfort Inn closed circuit TV systems if your going to send everyone to their rooms to watch the shit they paid for.
Next up, speakers. Did everyone feel this years was as technical and high quality as the last? I mean, don't get me wrong -- it wasn't anything like h2k2 where you attend a presentation on pirate radio somethingorother and 2 minutes into the presentation the group asks "Uh, can anyone write it for us?" Or that really bad proximity badge presentation where the doude had nothing to really show other than buying a reader from eBay. (I had fun at H2K2, don't get me wrong, but a number of the presentations were lame... but at least you could get in the door. I am going to do my part in making h2k4 better, just because it is one thing to bitch and another to correct).
Next up - the goons. I don't mean to diss anyone, but there is one tall guy who loves to talk on the microphone. This year he was blabbering a bunch of crap when someone brought a fed to the front in the tent. He obviously is in love with the intelligence community, but is an outsider if he shows up at Defcon to play rent-a-cop and try to show that he has read a few books like "Inside the CIA." I will call him biggoon, cause he is physically large. At defcon 9, biggoon came in during Bill Schneier's Q&A session in the tent. He interrupted one of the more interesting presentations to talk on the mic for 10 minutes. It was an emergency announcement that if you steal hotel fixtures you would be kicked out. Evidentially a few kids stole a soap dish and they were mad. Obviously, everyone in the crowd would have no intentions of stealing a soap dish. It was one of those more pathedic moments. Basically, the biggoon interrupted a professional grade presentation with some kiddie fucking bullshit, and then wouldn't get off the stage. Fast forward to this year, the goons were worse than fucking high school hall monitors. One of these Jeff Moss ass kissers whined to me that I need to wear my badge around my neck. Your fucking worse than the establishment you pretend to hate. Last Vegas wind blows those fucking things around. Give these fucking kids just a little bit of power and it goes straight to their head. Kids, a hint. Your getting screwed. It isn't going to help your status anywhere, and you really don't have much power. I overheard some goon speak as we were working to own the defcon... errr I overheard some goons speaking and it seemed like there was tension with the goons versus defcon. It was mildly funny. But not as funny as next year when we have the gear with us to own.... err.
Other than that, I had a good time hanging out with friends, but they too agreed that the price charged is a bit high considering the poor planning. The vendor area, everything is availible on the web. Although the unix surplus people had an awesome deal on a SGI Octane with Gige+PCI cardcage, I didn't want to lug it on the plane. Ira Moser was there as always, prices high as always, but definitly a nice guy. I managed to get it out of him that the Saber's are loaded with DES-XL boards, so maybe that will be a project for next year-- going to need a logic analyzer and to do some research on brute force cracking Motorola's modified DES 56. It is my mission to fuck up some goon communications. Don't even think about spending your large profits on P-25 gear, cause we already got that shit in check.
So what was everyone elses take on the event? I think my opinion comes down to: Either continue to charge the rates and play commercial con people and move to a better venue, or lower your rates if your shit is going to continue to be fucked up.
Find a hotel with a real conference area that has a kiddie-friendly hotel next door.
Also, I have a theory that defcon 10 had less attendence and everything worked out better. It is a theory of mine that H2K2 relieves some of the crowd issues from Defcon, since they fall sort of close together and one commercial con a year is enough for most. Does this seem to be true?
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