Originally posted by converge Why does a mental image of you and duct tape come to mind? ewww...
ack having flashbacks of athletic tape and ripping 4 inches of skin off my leg Saturday night... <shiver>... this baby is still healing... oh the drunken pain...
back on topic... shaving or smoothing out the twins makes them hella easier to shove up one's bungholio so they don't flap around.
Originally posted by blackwave back on topic... shaving or smoothing out the twins makes them hella easier to shove up one's bungholio so they don't flap around.
I was always told about the nasty itchy stories that came after shaving, until I actually tried it. I could have smacked those people really because I could have been doing that long ago. It didn’t itch like someone said earlier if maintained. I also found that putting a razor down there wasn’t the safest thing especially with the lather of the soap your hand could jerk/slip and ouch.
So, I opted for a depilatory. Nair sucks and I found that Marzena and Veet more effectively and they have “a sensitive formula” so it won’t be that harsh down there or anything else considered sensitive. Also if the container says leave on for 5 mins, leave it on for 7, but if it starts burning jump into the shower.
I also think that it should be a joint effort since girls are usually required to trim it or keep it bald, guys should at least trim it, but if not I won't complain.
Originally posted by astcell I'm waiting until they come with a free gift.
Every night is a new gift from my wife thanks to V-day (which makes sense considering you don't have sex for almost 2 months... ugh)
Originally posted by murakami You get a free bag of frozen peas! And you will be most appreciative! :D
YES! You are VERY appreciative! The ice bag was my constant companion and best friend (right next to the computer which is where my ass was parked for about a week)
“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
Originally posted by blackwave that would solve a lot of problems, including the french.
Quebec becomes the ultimate testing ground. It's close enough that any "solution" that is determined to take care of Canada and France can be tested in one place. Two for the price of One!
“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
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