Shaving the twins

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  • converge
    No Values Voter
    • Oct 2001
    • 3322

    #31
    Originally posted by blackwave
    come on, just tell everyone about the incident with the at home wax kit... :D
    Why does a mental image of you and duct tape come to mind? ewww...
    if it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud; and I'm gonna go there free.

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    • Fused
      Banned
      • Jun 2002
      • 233

      #32
      ewwww

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      • blackwave
        Member
        • Jun 2002
        • 4270

        #33
        Originally posted by converge
        Why does a mental image of you and duct tape come to mind? ewww...
        ack having flashbacks of athletic tape and ripping 4 inches of skin off my leg Saturday night... <shiver>... this baby is still healing... oh the drunken pain...

        back on topic... shaving or smoothing out the twins makes them hella easier to shove up one's bungholio so they don't flap around.

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        • FReCKLeS
          Great Sister of the FreckleHood
          • Jul 2002
          • 20

          #34
          Originally posted by blackwave
          back on topic... shaving or smoothing out the twins makes them hella easier to shove up one's bungholio so they don't flap around.
          What the hee haw hell?!

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          • Chris
            Great Satan of the East
            • Oct 2001
            • 2866

            #35
            Originally posted by FReCKLeS
            What the hee haw hell?!
            HAHA...BW gets busted.
            perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'

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            • trinity
              Member
              • Jul 2003
              • 27

              #36
              baldness at an early age

              I was always told about the nasty itchy stories that came after shaving, until I actually tried it. I could have smacked those people really because I could have been doing that long ago. It didn’t itch like someone said earlier if maintained. I also found that putting a razor down there wasn’t the safest thing especially with the lather of the soap your hand could jerk/slip and ouch.

              So, I opted for a depilatory. Nair sucks and I found that Marzena and Veet more effectively and they have “a sensitive formula” so it won’t be that harsh down there or anything else considered sensitive. Also if the container says leave on for 5 mins, leave it on for 7, but if it starts burning jump into the shower.

              I also think that it should be a joint effort since girls are usually required to trim it or keep it bald, guys should at least trim it, but if not I won't complain.
              "don't fear the reaper..."

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              • spahkle
                Absurd Fetishist
                • Jul 2003
                • 418

                #37
                Originally posted by astcell
                I'm waiting until they come with a free gift.
                Every night is a new gift from my wife thanks to V-day (which makes sense considering you don't have sex for almost 2 months... ugh)

                Originally posted by murakami
                You get a free bag of frozen peas! And you will be most appreciative! :D
                YES! You are VERY appreciative! The ice bag was my constant companion and best friend (right next to the computer which is where my ass was parked for about a week)
                “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”

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                • blackwave
                  Member
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 4270

                  #38
                  perhaps soon enough you can get a nice dna restabilizer injection to simply not grow hair down there... whoo hoo..

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                  • pezz
                    Unconfirmed Email
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 736

                    #39
                    Alternative

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                    • blackwave
                      Member
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 4270

                      #40
                      no we need to start creating nano-bugs that thrive on pubic hair.. that would solve a lot of problems, including the french.

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                      • spahkle
                        Absurd Fetishist
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 418

                        #41
                        Originally posted by blackwave
                        that would solve a lot of problems, including the french.
                        Quebec becomes the ultimate testing ground. It's close enough that any "solution" that is determined to take care of Canada and France can be tested in one place. Two for the price of One!
                        “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”

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