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**TwinVega** · September 10, 2003, 00:41

It's "neon green", that by itself isn't so bad...but it's "neon green" and 10% apple juice...Not to mention it has no carbonation. This doesn't sound too appealing to me, I may be wrong, but at least it's not another redbull clone.

**pezz** · September 10, 2003, 02:27

Originally posted by blackwave

h4x0r ju1c3 doesn't sound as appeasing.

Perhaps this is an idea for the IVu booth next year...

**highwizard** · September 10, 2003, 06:40

Originally posted by pezz

Perhaps this is an idea for the IVu booth next year...

Blackwaves Hacker Juice.... Maybe you can market it towards the homosexual male crowd and heterosexual women - Oh and all the bisexual people (can't forget them). See.. Listed above is 40% of Defcon Attendees. The other 60% will fall in line when they see the all the Women are drinking them and they want to be cool.

**converge** · September 10, 2003, 09:56

I think the real question here is.. will it be blue or white?

**ch0l0man** · September 10, 2003, 13:06

im voting for a black can with blue stripe with white letters BHJ.

**pezz** · September 10, 2003, 15:35

Originally posted by ch0l0man

im voting for a black can with blue stripe with white letters BHJ.

white background with Haxor Juice in rainbow binary.

**jesse** · September 10, 2003, 16:09

Hacker Juice sounds a lot more appealing than the HaXXXor pr0n was.

**blackwave** · September 10, 2003, 16:34

I was talking with greg in marketing and he said that the kids nowadays would go for usage such as
"Hacker Jism - Take a Swig for Hackerism"... so yeah we are going to go with him on that... we are currently trying to cast Keanuu for a clip of him trying to stop the sentinels but instead of the EMP type of effect, the sentinel squirts Hacker Jism at him and he gets like a bukake type of splash down... then all these mini-neos come out with light sticks and start doing the macarena to rammstein.

**hackajar** · September 10, 2003, 18:18

Originally posted by blackwave

I was talking with greg in marketing and he said that the kids nowadays would go for usage such as
"Hacker Jism - Take a Swig for Hackerism"... so yeah we are going to go with him on that... we are currently trying to cast Keanuu for a clip of him trying to stop the sentinels but instead of the EMP type of effect, the sentinel squirts Hacker Jism at him and he gets like a bukake type of splash down... then all these mini-neos come out with light sticks and start doing the macarena to rammstein.

WTF is this? Have you lost your mind BW, or just a genius?

**blackwave** · September 10, 2003, 18:47

Originally posted by hackajar

WTF is this? Have you lost your mind BW, or just a genius?

oh always a thin line, always a thin line...

**converge** · September 10, 2003, 22:40

Originally posted by blackwave

the sentinel squirts Hacker Jism at him and he gets like a bukake type of splash down... then all these mini-neos come out with light sticks and start doing the macarena to rammstein.

pure genious.... you have witnesses, should this mysteriously turn up as the conclusion of Revolutions...

**kraa26** · September 12, 2003, 10:43

ANY drink with the word JISM in it.. just sick and wrong..

**Chris** · September 12, 2003, 12:07

Originally posted by highwizard

The other 60% will fall in line when they see the all the Women are drinking them and they want to be cool.

Yes...that marketing approach worked wonders for Zima.

**highwizard** · September 12, 2003, 12:56

Originally posted by kraa26

ANY drink with the word JISM in it.. just sick and wrong..

Sounds like someones never had "sexual relations".

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