This is cooler than shit

[AggonA]

I really wonder if there is any truth to it.

Truth??? zzzz...zzzzz... buzzzz....zzzz....zzzz what truth?....

jk

[murakami]

Truth??? zzzz...zzzzz... buzzzz....zzzz....zzzz what truth?....

jk

Ain't that the truth.

I gave my wife an Archos MP3/hardrive gadget, and I swear if that thing vibrated I would never see her again. Maybe for Christmas, I'll install a couple of pager motors and an interface circuit to control the motors based on the amplitude of the signal from the speaker.

This gets me thinking!

Maybe a USB model first, then we could have teledildonics, give it a web services interface (this would give SOAP a new meaning and imagine the XSLT), serve it up through a p2p darknet with a fetish store front. Shit, I could be the king of teledildonics.

Now I gotta order me some USB speakers and some vibrators. For the Defcon Robot contest, we could have the dildonic Turing test. Bust out the condoms and betadine!

More thoughts:

To borrow from www.goatse.cx, I will use the terms "giver" and "receiver." Instead of complicated positioning gear, you could use a theremin sort of interface to capture the motions of the giver. The darknet client software would capture and encode the motions for playback to to the receiver's client and ultimately to the robotic USB dildo.

Is it T.T. Boyd or is it Memorex?

[AggonA]

I will invent panties with a special cell phone pocket...




*Did I just say that out loud? OMG*


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