Defcon Competitions

[astcell]

Our Gang?

Kelvin wanted to name it "Our Team"? He looks like the product of Alfalfa and Darla having a kid. :>

[pezz]

Kelvin wanted to name it "Our Team"? He looks like the product of Alfalfa and Darla having a kid. :>

Actually, he tried to insist that we call it Team Pezz, but I said "NO" that wouldn't be fair to others and would make me look like a power hungry control freak.

Nexst year, I am going to complete my card collection while walking around searching for stuff. I need to pick up a few more "rookie" cards off the sidewalk to complete my set.

[astcell]

You could have been called "The Pezz Dispensers"

[Chris]

You could have been called "The Pezz Dispensers"

HEY! Don't be swipin' my year old jokes: http://forum.defcon.org/showpost.php...76&postcount=7

I should point out that each and every thing I say at all times is copyrighted Chris. I have a team of lawyers that makes the RIAA, MPAA, FCC, and OJ cower in fear. Don't make me get loopy on your ass. :D

[highwizard]

HEY! Don't be swipin' my year old jokes: http://forum.defcon.org/showpost.php...76&postcount=7

Don't make me get loopy on your ass. :D

Mmmmm... You can get loopy on my ass anytime baby!

[pezz]

You could have been called "The Pezz Dispensers"

Yet another SH item we missed....The compaq/linux pez dispenser

[astcell]

I don't know what's worse...the fact that I am a year behind Chris on his jokes, or that he keeps a file of where and when he posted them.

[Chris]

I don't know what's worse...the fact that I am a year behind Chris on his jokes, or that he keeps a file of where and when he posted them.

I have the bizarre ability to remember almost everything I have said...ever.

Unfortunately I can never remember who I said it to :D

[highwizard]

I have the bizarre ability to remember almost everything I have said...ever.

Unfortunately I can never remember who I said it to :D

Do you remember all of your sexual encounters as well?

[astcell]

Do you remember all of your sexual encounters as well?

You mean to say he remembers both of them?

[Chris]

You mean to say he remembers both of them?

Yep, I remember both of 'em. First was the gloriously smooth left hand...but then, I started to branch out and explore my rough nature, with the more calloused and worn right hand.