Defcon 12 Or Bust (from: Ct/ri)

[dremus]

Hello!

I live in Connecticut, USA, and my other friend lives in Rhode Island, USA. We have never been to any of the previous DefCons...actually, we've never heard of DefCon 'til a few months ago, and we thought "HELL! Let's go to Las Vegas, and on the way, let's get some education and some alcohol poisoning while we're at it." So, we decided to attend your interesting convention and see if perhaps we can play some TCP/IP drinking games and/or wardrive contests. Maybe even actually answer something correctly!

Anyway, if anyone is still looking for roommates to like bunk or whateva to meet their quote in order to get those fancy rooms at the AP, let us know. If not, it's cool, 'cause we'll probably end up renting a really shitty room or just sleep outside in park somewhere (LIKE CAMPING!).

We are frugal sons of biscuits, but we do share alcohol. WOO!

- Dremus

[flea]

you'll do just fine......

I imagine you'll redefine your drinking concepts, ask around for me and I can promise you that.. :)

[dremus]

So, I should just walk around and ask the moderators, "Hey folks, have you guys seen Flea anywhere?"

[flea]

you have two choices, ask around, probably wont have to ask TOO many people.

OR

listen for the loud drunk guy and if he looks like this:
23.org/~flea/flea.jpg
then you've found me!

[phobal]

Hello!

I live in Connecticut, USA, and my other friend lives in Rhode Island, USA. We have never been to any of the previous DefCons...actually, we've never heard of DefCon 'til a few months ago, and we thought "HELL! Let's go to Las Vegas, and on the way, let's get some education and some alcohol poisoning while we're at it." So, we decided to attend your interesting convention and see if perhaps we can play some TCP/IP drinking games and/or wardrive contests. Maybe even actually answer something correctly!

Anyway, if anyone is still looking for roommates to like bunk or whateva to meet their quote in order to get those fancy rooms at the AP, let us know. If not, it's cool, 'cause we'll probably end up renting a really shitty room or just sleep outside in park somewhere (LIKE CAMPING!).

We are frugal sons of biscuits, but we do share alcohol. WOO!

- Dremus

Are you guys jewish or something? God, you sound so fucking annoying.

[dremus]

Are you guys jewish or something? God, you sound so fucking annoying

No no, we're not Jewish; we're just annoying.

P.S.

Oh, and Flea, thanks. You kind of remind me of my school's LAN Analyst when we flashed these girls by my state's IRS buidling.

[phobal]

No no, we're not Jewish; we're just annoying.

Well, now I can hate you without being called a racist.

[Gadsden]

you have two choices, ask around, probably wont have to ask TOO many people.

OR

listen for the loud drunk guy and if he looks like this:
23.org/~flea/flea.jpg
then you've found me!

I was wondering how long that would take..
That is flea in a cheerful mood, as is THIS
Beware, however of when he runs out of moonshine and turns ferrell...

[astcell]

Don't shoot at a raccoon when flea is in the area either or he will give you a .22 enema.

[flea]

nooo, I would never shoot another person. But I'll rip your ear off and sell it to a mexican to put in one of those whacky burritos they make.. lengua.. cabaze.. whacky..

[astcell]

I did not mean to say you would put a .22 bullet in us. You'd put the entire firearm in us!

[dremus]

Such violence within you folks. Remind me to bring hydrogen peroxide so I can pour it down you guys' eyes if my keg does dry.

[shakes fist in yielding fury]

[Siviak]

if you are looking for a place to stay you can always sign up for the $LackEy program...

[flea]

Such violence within you folks. Remind me to bring hydrogen peroxide so I can pour it down you guys' eyes if my keg does dry.

[shakes fist in yielding fury]

what. the. hell. are. you. trying. to. say?

If you only provide for one keg's worth of beer at defcon, it's your own fault if it runs dry.

[astcell]

what. the. hell. are. you. trying. to. say?

If you only provide for one keg's worth of beer at defcon, it's your own fault if it runs dry.

What the hell do you mean *IF* it runs dry? Wimping out on us flea?