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  • bascule
    omgpwnies!
    • Jul 2003
    • 1946

    #1

    I, Robot

    The "Hooray, let's take one of Isaac Asimov's greatest and most highly acclaimed works and turn it into WILL SMITH KICKS SOME ROBOT ASS" movie comes out tonight. Vote in the poll and let's see what everyone thinks!
    27
    Yes
    3.70%
    1
    No, nothing can be worse than Battlefield Earth
    37.04%
    10
    No, nothing can be worse than Manos - The Hands of Fate
    3.70%
    1
    No, nothing can be worse than You Got Served
    29.63%
    8
    Bascule sucks
    25.93%
    7
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  • gzzah
    A Globochem Company
    • Jan 2004
    • 101

    #2
    From the history I heard, the studio had the script started as something else entirely and then obtained the rights to the name I, Robot. So they stuck it as the title.

    Besides, I, Robot is just a classification/guideline compilation of stories that are interconnected by the three laws. The movie is supposed to follow the guidelines and say "what if" .. which is what any good SciFi author would do when writing within the constructs of the laws.

    Still, OH HELL NAW! I GOTTA GET ME WUNNA DEES! WELCOME TO ERFF!

    Can't be any worse than this:

    We own everything so you don't have to!

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    • murakami
      Member
      • Jul 2002
      • 700

      #3
      Every summer there is a Will Smith movie where he saves the planet (Independence Day, MIB 1&2, Wild Wild West), they all suck to some extent but at some level I find them entertaining. So RELAX and watch the pretty lights.

      This also brings to mind Blade Runner which is a title bought from William S. Burroughs and loosely based on the Philip K. Dick novel. The movie was more coherent than any Burroughs or Dick novel, which makes sense since they were both major addicts.

      And don't you be makin' fun of Manos. That there is classic stuff.

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      • LosT
        Contest Creator / Goon
        • May 2004
        • 1389

        #4
        If you want to see a 'robot-smackdown movie' , you can go see this movie, just imagine that it has a different title. Because it has jack squat to do with IA's book.

        Now, as far as the poll goes, does that include MANOS, HANDS OF FATE as presented by MST3K?

        LosT

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        • converge
          No Values Voter
          • Oct 2001
          • 3322

          #5
          hey wtf? it won't let me vote for all 5. bascule has already heard my aimless ranting in #dc-forums... FOX and Will Smith blow chunks of monkey ass, simultaneously at gradually increasing speeds. the end. I'm sure the movie is still entertaining (that is the pseudo argument most non-asimov nerds say to those complaining), but it's like taking the packaging for oreos and sticking chocolate flavored tofu wafers inside.
          if it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud; and I'm gonna go there free.

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          • murakami
            Member
            • Jul 2002
            • 700

            #6
            Originally posted by converge
            I'm sure the movie is still entertaining (that is the pseudo argument most non-asimov nerds say to those complaining), but it's like taking the packaging for oreos and sticking chocolate flavored tofu wafers inside.

            Bah, I'm all about psychohistory. However, its a movie - it doesn't have to be faithful to the book -it has to be entertaining and make money. Take the russian movie version of Stanislaw Lem's Solaris, it was 3 hours of BORING that was faithful to the story. The recent version with George Clooney was far more entertaining and followed the storyline reasonably well.

            This was the reason that I brought up Bladerunner, which kinda-sorta follows Dick's Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep and borrows its name from Burrough's Blade Runner: The Movie.

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            • astcell
              Human Rights Issuer
              • Oct 2001
              • 7512

              #7
              Remember this old robot movie?



              Now that was good!

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              • gzzah
                A Globochem Company
                • Jan 2004
                • 101

                #8


                trumped!
                We own everything so you don't have to!

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                • astcell
                  Human Rights Issuer
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 7512

                  #9
                  Remember these days?

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                  • bobaxos
                    Member
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 64

                    #10
                    Music by Boy George, it doesn't get any better then that.

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                    • gzzah
                      A Globochem Company
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 101

                      #11


                      vs



                      More Nimoy!
                      We own everything so you don't have to!

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                      • tagg
                        flash-tastic animator
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 12

                        #12
                        The movie wasnt all that bad... there was a lot of action and will smith didn't screw this one up like wild wild west so im votin nothins worse than you got served. ;)
                        keepin' it real

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                        • bascule
                          omgpwnies!
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 1946

                          #13












                          Last edited by bascule; July 17, 2004, 16:45.
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                          • bascule
                            omgpwnies!
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 1946

                            #14
                            I wouldn't have quite so much of a problem with I, Robot had they chosen a slightly different name for it, such as BLUE LIGHT GOOD RED LIGHT BAD
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                            • gzzah
                              A Globochem Company
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 101

                              #15
                              Originally posted by bascule
                              I wouldn't have quite so much of a problem with I, Robot had they chosen a slightly different name for it, such as BLUE LIGHT GOOD RED LIGHT BAD
                              How else are we, the dumb American audience, going to know when the good robots are really evil robots?

                              Whats with the You Got Served hatred? I've heard it's one of the better dance-off flicks since Electric Boogaloo! Do I hear sequel? Oh yes I do! http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/artic...04/story.jhtml
                              We own everything so you don't have to!

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