Aww...Poor HaXXXors

[Xodia]

It looks as if they had their feelings hurt:
http://www.haxxxor.com/gfiles/dt-mail.html

[converge]

glad he could clear up the confusion and set the record straight with his side of the story. for the lazy:

brandon (aka non-technical haxxxor pimp)
chris (aka lord of the dance, evil mad skillz0r #1, roamer, vendor area overlord)
blackbeetle (bb, BB)
aaron (haxxxor mastermind and actual person with some business skills but lacks reading comprehension, appearantly mastah o teh web that needs a 'better script' to write the html for him)

Jun 17 -
brandon: we need space for defcon
chris: no, the vendor area is already full

Jun 22 -
brandon: awww.... can't we have some space outside the vendor area then?
chris: no, per dt and bb, no.

Jun 23 -
brandon: chris is a poopyhead, lets try and get around him by emailing bb. BB, can we have vendor space?
blackbeetle: no, we are full in the vendor area; and no, we cannot set you guys up in 'other' space. consider running it from your own room at the AP.

Jul 4 -
aaron: ok.. I have authoritaaay over brandon. what do you mean by 'no'? In one sentence you say no, but last year you said maybe? In another email you say 'no', but last year you told us possibly. Stop jerking us around and tell us what this 'no' means!
blackbeetle: yes, we are dancing for the fire marshal so that everything will work. we have even cut out our own table and asked other vendors to cut back on size.
blackbeetle: ...sigh... find another vendor you can sublet from
aaron: ok you guys are cool again, you have given us hope

Aug 2 -
aaron (mastah of teh web): ok.. you guys stuck to what you said and didn't allow us more. you played by the rules you had to obey to keep the conference running, thank you for talking with me and allowing me to stay on property after causing the scene. but.. you guys suck, that wasn't very nice the way we got treated. Your previous answer of 'no' and the confusing retort of 'maybe' forced us into making a bad business decision of showing up. I am pretty pissed off that my scenewhore exploitation project didn't make a lot of money for me this year, but will portray it as bitching and whining about hurt feelings to try and make it more personal as if we had a relationship with defcon. I am also going to piss and moan on a website with email correspondance to show the world just how many times you told us 'no'. ... ... SO THERE!

[leetoburrito]

glad he could clear up the confusion and set the record straight with his side of the story.

Yeah, because if there's one thing Defcon needs more of it's blown-out girls with no self-esteem making a scene with their boobs. Or mind-scarringly bad videos of the same.

[noid]

Maybe they'll really stick it to us next year and not even show up. How bout this, If I promise to act sad they're not there, they stay home and pimp the girls out on the street corner instead. Seriously, that whole group pretty much embodies everything thats wrong with the scene today. Maybe they'll take the fucking hint already.

[kree]

Maybe they'll really stick it to us next year and not even show up. How bout this, If I promise to act sad they're not there, they stay home and pimp the girls out on the street corner instead. Seriously, that whole group pretty much embodies everything thats wrong with the scene today. Maybe they'll take the fucking hint already.

I sure do hope they stick it to us next year and not show up! I was glad not to see them this year and hope not to see them next year.

[bascule]

Had I known where their room was, I would have gone and heckled the 27 year old virgin mastermind behind the whole thing. But that would've taken effort better spent getting faded...

[goathead]

not to completely add into the dissing, but... i smell an open wound (or I saw some....)

having heard about the haxxxor video and accompanying scene from DC11, i was curious until someone was ?kind? enough to post some... and i can truthfully say that for whatever reason, it did leave an impact on me. sadly in the impact was a lack of curiousity of 'wondering whats in ''those'' panties' and the usual adolescent BS exitement... THAT I THRIVE ON!

so thankyou to the haxxxor troupe for temporarily killing my sex drive. 2 dogs and a cat would have been more entertaining.

the adult biz is a hard one and those in it should have very thick skin (and hair and ass moles/warts removed). theres no where to hide when youre 4" from a 3CCD camera. so for budget sake, i cut them slack...

but still unconciously it puts this spectacle into the pathetic memorables category. some where well below the german dude filling his clear plastic undies and tubgirl. (and charlies angels which was a 7 layer burrido of fecies).

-goats gone wild

[KeLviN]

Converge: i've forewarded your post to the editors of "cliff notes" and they're very impressed. expect a call in the next couple days form their personel department...

:)

on topic: who cares. the vendor area filled up. sorry, but they got fuxxxed. it happens. they should have taken the advice of pimping the videos from their room. that was a descent alternative.

[Voltage Spike]

they should have taken the advice of pimping the videos from their room. that was a descent alternative.

They did sell their video from their room.

Their mistake was in not contacting the Defcon organizers sooner. Had they requested floor space earlier than the middle of June, they probably would have gotten what they wanted.

I believe that Aaron and Brandon's primary concern was that they were denied floor space because of their products. From all appearances, this was not the case.

[KeLviN]

They did sell their video from their room..

ok, then tell 'em to stop crying. damn.

[Xodia]

The HaXXXor cat ear guy left a great impression on me. I had thought they didn't end up coming because I hadn't seen them all of Friday.

Come Friday night, I'm walking back by Pool 1 and Cat ear guy comes up and it goes like this:
"Hey man!"
-"Hi."
"Guess what?"
-"What?"
<insert a rapper-like pose here>"HaXXXor Volume 2 is out! You need to get a copy!"
-"No, I don't."
"Fine, have an attitude."

How did they end up getting into the vendor area? I saw them on someone elses table hocking stuff, and I can't imagine someone letting them do that.

[beachtrader]

This is weird because I know I saw them twice in the vendor room selling their videos. (Couldn't miss 'em; couldn't miss the videos either). I guess they just came and went from time to time.

[allentrace]

I had heard of the infamous Haxxors from Xodia but it did not prepare me for what i saw.... When they first approached i thought one girl was hot ( it was dark) but when i saw her again on sunday i was quickly diabused of me previous notion

[Chris]

How did they end up getting into the vendor area? I saw them on someone elses table hocking stuff, and I can't imagine someone letting them do that.

Do you guys really care enough about the HaXXXors to get the straight scoop on this or can we just let it die? I'll take the time to type up the whole thing if you want but honestly, why do you even care?

[astcell]

Do you guys really care enough about the HaXXXors to get the straight scoop on this or can we just let it die? I'll take the time to type up the whole thing if you want but honestly, why do you even care?

I think it's like being curious about how cockroaches get in your kitchen.