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[pr0zac0x2a]

Maybe we can officially change the name of "Defcon" to "Defcon has been cancelled." If we're lucky it will keep the press away too.

Abbott and Costello's Who's on First for the computer generation.

"So why are you going to Las Vegas?"

"Defcon Has Been Cancelled."

"Oh, I'm sorry about that. So what are you going to do this weekend then?"

"I'm going to Las Vegas."

"But I thought you said Defcon Has Been Cancelled."

"Yes, I'm going."

etc....


-zac

[astcell]

"So you say Defcon has been cancelled?"

"Yes."

"I am distressed, can I talk to someone about this?"

"Priest"

"I'm not Catholic."

....(someone else continue this)....

[Xodia]

"Is there some way I can login to the wireless network to check for updates?"

"Yes, The login is jdumas."

"Whats the password?"

"jdumas."

"Right, but whats the password to the account?"

"jdumas."

"I gathered that much, but the account needs a password...."

[renderman]

"Is there some way I can login to the wireless network to check for updates?"

"Yes, The login is jdumas."

"Whats the password?"

"jdumas."

"Right, but whats the password to the account?"

"jdumas."

"I gathered that much, but the account needs a password...."

Bite me dough boy!

[astcell]

"Who do I complain to about the broken walkway lights? That section is very dangerous with no lights."

"Dark Tangent."

"Yes, it is. So who do I contact?"

[allentrace]

"Who do I complain to about the broken walkway lights? That section is very dangerous with no lights."

"Dark Tangent."

"Yes, it is. So who do I contact?"

"Priest"

"I'm not Catholic."

"That is okay as long as your not a script kiddie or a virgin" - according to the unofficial Defcon Faq.

[mage2]

but can we keep the black choppers away?

Maybe we can officially change the name of "Defcon" to "Defcon has been cancelled." If we're lucky it will keep the press away too.

[allentrace]

but can we keep the black choppers away?

Who said there were black choppers in the skies around Defcon?

That is what "they" want you to believe and by they I mean an ambiguous 3 letter government agency.

[astcell]

You mean you missed the black helicopters?

[allentrace]

You mean you missed the black helicopters?

FAA Number Inquiry Van Nuys does not cater to government Aircraft. However my post was meant as naive sarcasm.

[Eugene Da Vinci]

FAA Number Inquiry Van Nuys does not cater to government Aircraft. However my post was meant as naive sarcasm.

What a little nifty query i must say. =D

-xchris.

[erehwon]

Maybe we can officially change the name of "Defcon" to "Defcon has been cancelled." If we're lucky it will keep the press away too.

No press?!?, does that mean you're not coming either astcell?

[astcell]

Oh yea, I keep forgetting I'm press. Maybe I'll be a cabana boy at pool #2 this year.

[allentrace]

Oh yea, I keep forgetting I'm press. Maybe I'll be a cabana boy at pool #2 this year.

So you serve the drinks and take the pictures.