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  • #31
    Totally unwise

    Originally posted by Kibble
    ok, Q: How many irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: 500! 1 to hold the lightbulb and 499 to rotate the house round the lightbulb!

    First of all, who in the hell are you? That is a terribly old and sad joke. Second of all, who in the hell are you to pose a national/racial/sexual orientation slur? Wait until Octalpuss gets a hold of you...you will not fair well. She's Irish and does not suffer fools well. Keep it to tech, bucky...

    /me begins to peel back the sod...

    valkyrie

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    • #32
      Well Valkyrie he IS from Scotland...is that an excuse? :>

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      • #33
        Originally posted by astcell
        Well Valkyrie he IS from Scotland...is that an excuse? :>
        Ast, must be all that Haggis/Heggis/ohwhatthef*cksheepstomachintenstinecrap. Does something weird to the brain...

        That stuff is NASTY!

        valkyrie

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        • #34
          I know it is an old joke, but this was starting to go the way of a million 'how many *' jokes.

          Second of all, who in the hell are you to pose a national/racial/sexual orientation slur?

          I think I am entitled to make that joke, since I am Irish/Scots (oh my god does that make me a halfcast?? oh sorry, is that an a racial slur againt me???), and no not of the i'm irish decendant from 800BC and that makes me entitled to go out drinking every St Patricks day. Where was the sexual/orienatatioin slur???? unless you have some term for lightbulb that i'm not aware of?

          Wait until Octalpuss gets a hold of you...you will not fair well. She's Irish and does not suffer fools well.

          It's a joke, not aimed at Octalpuss, my appologies if she or anyone felt offended.

          Keep it to tech, bucky...

          Bucky? The national drink in scotland for Alcoholics and tramps? are you trying to insinuate i am an alcoholic or homeless? Now thats a slur, Defamation of character if i rememeber my Law correctly. For the record my name is Kibble, can't you read?

          /me begins to peel back the sod...

          valkyrie[/QUOTE]
          Now, who want's the coffee for the coffee wars?

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          • #35
            Just to get the thread back on topic, I'm going to be the 1 forum member telling you about the next generation lightbulbs :
            Smart light bulb texts you when it dies
            SMS lightbulb

            This is great — now, if you don’t have any friends, at least you can get SMS messages from your lightbulbs.
            Must be inspired by a Psychiatrist. Now his lightbulbs can tell him they really, really want to get changed.

            Dutch
            Last edited by Dutch; August 19, 2005, 07:20.
            All your answers are belong to Google. Search dammit!!!

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            • #36
              1 jackass to reply to the first message 6 months later and relaunch the whole freakin' ordeal!

              I WANNA BE THAT GUY!!!

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Kibble
                I know it is an old joke, but this was starting to go the way of a million 'how many *' jokes.

                Second of all, who in the hell are you to pose a national/racial/sexual orientation slur?

                I think I am entitled to make that joke, since I am Irish/Scots (oh my god does that make me a halfcast?? oh sorry, is that an a racial slur againt me???), and no not of the i'm irish decendant from 800BC and that makes me entitled to go out drinking every St Patricks day. Where was the sexual/orienatatioin slur???? unless you have some term for lightbulb that i'm not aware of?

                Wait until Octalpuss gets a hold of you...you will not fair well. She's Irish and does not suffer fools well.

                It's a joke, not aimed at Octalpuss, my appologies if she or anyone felt offended.

                Keep it to tech, bucky...

                Bucky? The national drink in scotland for Alcoholics and tramps? are you trying to insinuate i am an alcoholic or homeless? Now thats a slur, Defamation of character if i rememeber my Law correctly. For the record my name is Kibble, can't you read?

                /me begins to peel back the sod...

                valkyrie
                [/QUOTE]

                ummm....yeah..... calm down.
                the fresh prince of 1337

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                • #38
                  ummm....yeah..... calm down.[/QUOTE]


                  I know, i'm easly stressed! Must be the divorce.
                  Now, who want's the coffee for the coffee wars?

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