How will you Die? (pruned from url you can't live without)

[SlackJaw]

Here's one I just found the other day:
http://www.putfile.com/browse.php
Got some pretty funny shit there.

Ya'll have GOT to check this out! It won't tell you WHEN you will die but it will tell you how.... http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

Mine says..."While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours."

Spooky....that sounds EXACTLY how I'll probably go.

Post your fate!


Tommy

[astcell]

Blackwave has been gone for a little while, but he sure left a large impression on all of us. I am supposed to die in a home invasion robbery and be shot in my sleep. Now I need to know whose home. :>

[theprez98]

"An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss."

[Thorn]

"An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint."

[TheCotMan]

After trying variations on a nickname:
"After you rudely push your way through a crowded line at the zoo, a large, angry man picks you up and throws you over a guardrail into the bear pit. Being only minutes before feeding time, you are quickly devoured by the hungry beasts."

Yep. Sounds about right. Mental note to self-- stay away from zoos.

[crazyishone]

It says i will be ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the australian outback.

I tried Bill Gates, and here is what I got-

"While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to speak, you attempt to IM someone for help, but your computer bluescreens. You quickly choke to death."

[guile]

While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.

[Floydr47]

Just my luck:

Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat.

[Xodia]

Considering where I live, this is entirely fitting for me:
"Pat Robertson smites you with his bible after he hears you say the word "damn". You die of a concussion."

[skroo]

Two possibilities, one cause. Death by misadventure. Thing is, I've been cheating death for entirely stupid reasons long enough that I've got one of two possible outcomes: I keep doing dumb things that don't kill me - or they do.

I've done some truly stupid shit in my life and it hasn't killed me yet, but for all I know statistics in my favour are slimming down.

[astcell]

Well the good news is that so far no one is dying from alcohol poisoning at a computer convention in a desert in the southwest part of the US.

[Samurai Drifter]

"You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business."

Eh. I would rather go out fighting a force of 100 ninjas. I'd cut through 99 of them, and the last one would stab me in the heart before I killed him. I'd fall to my knees, say something really cool, and then fall on the bodies of my enemies.

But whatever, dying in a bank robbery is okay too, I guess.

[Ridirich]

Interesting how, when I put my name in differant ways, these are the answers I get:

First name only: "While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead."

First/Last name only: "After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue."

First/Middle/Last: "While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly."

Last/First/Middle: "Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss."

Then I got adventerous and decided to find out how "Ridirich" would die....let's see now....

"While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss."

Yeah, right. I could patch that shit up without blinking. Obviously the maker of the site never heard of a tourniquet or the ripping of clothes to close a wound. Hell, even if I was dumb enough to blow my hand off, I still would be sensible enough to direct someone how to seal the wound till I could get to the ER.

BOW to my uber med-tech skills, of evil site of death! MUAHAHAHA!

[bascule]

As an immortalist I'd like to quote Ted Nugent:

"Some people think you're gonna die some day... I've got news, ya never gotta go"

[Ridirich]

What makes that differant from 'Atheism' in a scientific perspective? I don't see much differance at all.