How will you Die? (pruned from url you can't live without)

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"While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn."

First off, I dont usually mow the lawn. Secondly, why the hell would I be doing it barefoot? My mental picture was that of a pot bellied man mowing the lawn barefoot and shirtless in a pair of undershorts.

Is that a Texas thing? or do people mow thier grass like that all over the country?

[domi28]

"You express dissatisfaction with your meal at a roadside diner. Seconds later, the fry cook springs from his kitchen and douses you with a tub of scalding grease."

I'm not sure if I'll be OK to express dissatisfaction with meals presented elsewhere...Like at home. I suspect not.