This Bike is a Pipe Bomb

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  • Xodia
    Lurker Savant
    • Sep 2003
    • 515

    #1

    This Bike is a Pipe Bomb

    http://www.wcpo.com/news/2006/local/03/02/ou.html
    Originally posted by WCPO Article
    A music fan's bicycle put the Ohio University campus on high alert Thursday morning.

    OU says around 5:30 a.m., a mountain bicycle chained outside a campus business caught the attention of the university's police department.

    The bike had a sticker on it that said, "This Bike is a Pipe Bomb."

    Four university buildings were closed for hours and the Columbus police bomb squad was called in.

    Its members determined there was no bomb, and an all-clear was given by 9 a.m.
    Just some local news I thought people here would find entertaining.
    The dude abides.
  • CP99
    Fuck you, Orange Pants.
    • Apr 2005
    • 331

    #2
    Originally posted by Xodia
    http://www.wcpo.com/news/2006/local/03/02/ou.html


    Just some local news I thought people here would find entertaining.

    Where is the bumper sticker for the band "This is a car-bomb"
    Last edited by CP99; March 6, 2006, 14:28.

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    • mfreeck
      Janitor of technology
      • Jun 2002
      • 387

      #3
      I need a t-shirt that says "I am a pipe bomb," or "My empty head is a pipe bomb," so they can't claim you said you HAD a pipe bomb.

      Another reason for driving to Defcon.

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      • converge
        No Values Voter
        • Oct 2001
        • 3322

        #4
        This thread is a pipe bomb.


        Punchline, anyone?
        if it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud; and I'm gonna go there free.

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        • Second
          Ne me blessez pas
          • Dec 2004
          • 319

          #5
          An actual pipe bomb with a sticker that says "this isn't a pipe bomb"?

          Ahh..pipe bombs and duke nukem will always be linked in my head.
          Answering easy questions since 1987
          Si Dieu est pour moi, qui peut être contre moi?

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          • Xodia
            Lurker Savant
            • Sep 2003
            • 515

            #6
            Originally posted by converge
            This thread is a pipe bomb.


            Punchline, anyone?
            I was going to make that the title, but I didn't want "defcon pipe bomb" to bring up any google results.

            Oh...too late.
            The dude abides.

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            • TheCotMan
              *****Retired *****
              • May 2004
              • 8857

              #7
              Originally posted by Xodia
              I was going to make that the title, but I didn't want "defcon pipe bomb" to bring up any google results.
              Is that better than them finding this with a goolge search for "Defcon bong pipe"?

              Oh...too late.
              Yeah, that is what I was thinking. (heh)

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              • SlackJaw
                teabagger extrordinaire
                • Dec 2005
                • 92

                #8
                My Schlong is a pipe bomb - well maybe a firecracker.
                "640k ought to be enough for anybody" - Bill Gates 1981

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                • Cowthief
                  Banned
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 25

                  #9
                  This flashlight is a shotgun.

                  Hello.

                  Take a size "C" duracell flashlight cell, it can be dead.
                  Carefully cut the label off with an exacto knife along the side, there is a slight seam that works quite well.
                  Remove the top and bottom caps and the label, dispose of the actual cell after taking measurments.
                  Now, get a section of 3/4" pipe, cut this to the same size as the cell.
                  Sand down the inside and ouside edges.
                  You will now need a 12 gauge shotgun shell.
                  Make sure the shotgun shell fits snug inside the piece of pipe, snug but not tight.
                  Now, carefully, put a thin circular paper washer, a reinforcement grommet for paper for your 3 ring binder works quite well.
                  Now, carefully! put a BB on the center of the primer.
                  Place the cap with the tip, the + end, over the BB and primer, be very careful.
                  Now, carefully, put the plastic label over the whole thing.
                  This can be fired in 2 ways.
                  Electric, allow a fair amount of current to flow, a short circuit a 2 or more cells will allow enough this to fire.
                  Mechanical, a good shock to the tip will force the BB into the primer.
                  If you are careful and crafty, you can have something that looks just like a standard flashlight cell.
                  I started this after seeing a Russian made shotgun battery, this was copied after an eveready cell with the metal shell.

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                  • noid
                    Fun Enforcement Agent
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 2394

                    #10
                    Wow. You're some kind of magical idiot. Not only is that illegal, but its fucking stupid as well. Welcome to ban town.

                    I return whatever i wish . Its called FREEDOWM OF RANDOMNESS IN A HECK . CLUSTERED DEFEATED CORn FORUM . Welcome to me

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                    • bartek87
                      Member
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 3

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Second
                      An actual pipe bomb with a sticker that says "this isn't a pipe bomb"?

                      Ahh..pipe bombs and duke nukem will always be linked in my head.
                      I thought I was the only one that ever made that connection

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                      • Beginner
                        127.0.0.1 is my ip
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 99

                        #12
                        I knew a thread with a title like this would attract stupid people
                        "I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art." -Kahlil Gibran

                        "Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them." -Walter Kerr

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