Help from the Grill Masters

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  • renderman
    Notorious Canadian Hacker
    • Mar 2003
    • 1428

    #16
    Re: Help from the Grill Masters

    Originally posted by lil_freak
    I'll see what I can work out for you, but I make no promises.
    Can I volunteer to test those capabilities on Siviak?
    Never drink anything larger than your head!





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    • Siviak
      Cerebral Terrorist
      • Feb 2002
      • 1013

      #17
      Re: Help from the Grill Masters

      Originally posted by renderman
      Can I volunteer to test those capabilities on Siviak?
      with friends like you who needs an enima
      If I had a nickle for every time someone offered me ten cents to keep my two cents to myself... I would be a rich man.

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      • lil_freak
        Innocent and Cute
        • Jul 2003
        • 808

        #18
        Re: Help from the Grill Masters

        Okay as of right now this is my list of "Grill Masters":
        Siviak
        Che
        Converge
        KeLviN
        GodMinusOne
        L0nd0 via {x}tasy

        If anyone can think of anyone else who should be on this list, let me know before Friday, June 14. After all time is flying by and I'm starting the work on my evil...I mean delightful plans.
        "It is difficult not to wonder whether that combination of elements which produces a machine for labor does not create also a soul of sorts, a dull resentful metallic will, which can rebel at times". Pearl S. Buck

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        • renderman
          Notorious Canadian Hacker
          • Mar 2003
          • 1428

          #19
          Re: Help from the Grill Masters

          I plan on assuming grill duties should one of the grill masters be unable to fulfil thier duties (or we need more hands).

          No Black Cherry Cola Sauce this year (travel does'nt allow it), but I still plan on applying much heat to meat. (If someone more local wants to make up some, I'm sure you'll make alot of friends, including me

          Recipe at: https://forum.defcon.org/showpost.ph...39&postcount=5 )
          Never drink anything larger than your head!





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          • converge
            No Values Voter
            • Oct 2001
            • 3322

            #20
            Re: Help from the Grill Masters

            hell.. we can't forget renderman... .. but.. what size is that? somewhere up on the higher end of the 5 foot scale and someone between infant and 'omg that person is alive?' on the clothing scale?
            if it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud; and I'm gonna go there free.

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            • renderman
              Notorious Canadian Hacker
              • Mar 2003
              • 1428

              #21
              Re: Help from the Grill Masters

              Originally posted by converge
              hell.. we can't forget renderman... .. but.. what size is that? somewhere up on the higher end of the 5 foot scale and someone between infant and 'omg that person is alive?' on the clothing scale?
              Remind me to push you onto a grill.

              I wear a large.
              Never drink anything larger than your head!





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              • astcell
                Human Rights Issuer
                • Oct 2001
                • 7512

                #22
                Re: Help from the Grill Masters

                Don't push Renderman on the grill, he will slide between the slits.

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                • TheCotMan
                  *****Retired *****
                  • May 2004
                  • 8857

                  #23
                  Re: Help from the Grill Masters

                  Is this national pick on Renderman day?

                  What is wrong with you people!

                  Wait. Is this peer pressure I am feeling?

                  "Hey Renderman, you can name one of the steaks or burgers jdumas if it is meant to be cooked "well done"-- this way you can say you, "grilled, flamed, broiled and burned jdumas for good."

                  Crap. Now they have me doing this too. Don't blame me, blame the peer pressure.

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                  • renderman
                    Notorious Canadian Hacker
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 1428

                    #24
                    Re: Help from the Grill Masters

                    Originally posted by TheCotMan
                    Is this national pick on Renderman day?

                    What is wrong with you people!

                    Wait. Is this peer pressure I am feeling?

                    "Hey Renderman, you can name one of the steaks or burgers jdumas if it is meant to be cooked "well done"-- this way you can say you, "grilled, flamed, broiled and burned jdumas for good."

                    Crap. Now they have me doing this too. Don't blame me, blame the peer pressure.
                    lol, that was a good one, I gotta admit.

                    Cue deer/venison jokes in 3....2....1....
                    Never drink anything larger than your head!





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                    • TheCotMan
                      *****Retired *****
                      • May 2004
                      • 8857

                      #25
                      Re: Help from the Grill Masters

                      Originally posted by renderman
                      lol, that was a good one, I gotta admit.

                      Cue deer/venison jokes in 3....2....1....
                      Now THAT would have been a good slogan for the Toxic BBQ3:
                      "Toxic BBQ3: Renderman's revenge"

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                      • lil_freak
                        Innocent and Cute
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 808

                        #26
                        Re: Help from the Grill Masters

                        Originally posted by converge
                        hell.. we can't forget renderman... .. but.. what size is that? somewhere up on the higher end of the 5 foot scale and someone between infant and 'omg that person is alive?' on the clothing scale?
                        I didn't forget Renderman, but my plans for him are a bit different than my plans for the rest of you guys.

                        Don't worry render, it really isn't as bad as it sounds.
                        "It is difficult not to wonder whether that combination of elements which produces a machine for labor does not create also a soul of sorts, a dull resentful metallic will, which can rebel at times". Pearl S. Buck

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                        • renderman
                          Notorious Canadian Hacker
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 1428

                          #27
                          Re: Help from the Grill Masters

                          Originally posted by lil_freak
                          I didn't forget Renderman, but my plans for him are a bit different than my plans for the rest of you guys.

                          Don't worry render, it really isn't as bad as it sounds.

                          Oh hell....
                          Never drink anything larger than your head!





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                          • Siviak
                            Cerebral Terrorist
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 1013

                            #28
                            Re: Help from the Grill Masters

                            Originally posted by renderman
                            Oh hell....
                            don't talk man.. just run!
                            If I had a nickle for every time someone offered me ten cents to keep my two cents to myself... I would be a rich man.

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