Drunken Whores

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Re: Impress the drunkenwhores?

Originally posted by astcell
were only interested in $50 bills, Mad Dog 2020, cigarettes, and spermacidal foam.

Cool, if astcell puts all said into a blender and drinks the contents, I would certainly vote to say he should be righteously called an official DW, and even pay a dollar. :) Though not too sure if even such a feat would impress the DW's...

[astcell]

Yea, the DWs probably have that for breakfast, what's a body to do.

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Originally posted by astcell
Yea, the DWs probably have that for breakfast, what's a body to do.

Hmmm... how about a DWDP... plug a beer bong in both ends for a total of two beer bongs... and release the valve at the same time... never heard anyone of having a beer bong enema though.. so i would suggest the front row, get with Gallagher and bring your own plastic bag shields...

[astcell]

I've never done a beer bong. How about a nachos bong? I'll try that.

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Originally posted by astcell
I've never done a beer bong. How about a nachos bong? I'll try that.

a DWDP nacho bong... yikes... i have swallowed a chip before on accident.. I wouldn't want to do it on purpose, or on either end! At this time I must phear you. :D

[astcell]

Mr. Chips

One time I had a tortilla chip break off in my gum, a little piece actually went between my tooth and my gum. Dang it hurt like hell. The next day I was all swollen up. Saw the tooth doc, got antibiotics, could hardly speak with the inflammation. It was likea freaking golf ball in my mouth. As soon as the swelling went down I wenty out for nachos. I must learn to chew better.

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Re: Mr. Chips

Originally posted by astcell
I must learn to chew better.

you must practice your Mastication; chew chew chew, is what you've got to do!

[astcell]

Re: Re: Mr. Chips

Originally posted by blackwave


you must practice your Mastication; chew chew chew, is what you've got to do!

Dang, and I thought I was getting good at it. WORD.

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Re: Re: Re: Mr. Chips

Originally posted by astcell
Dang, and I thought I was getting good at it.

perhaps you require more saliva?

[astcell]

uh, I think this link is over.

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Originally posted by astcell
uh, I think this link is over.

We are still meeting Friday.. right ? ;) Momma always says that I scare away the fellas.

[russ]

Ugh... I wonder what that cheese sauce would do to your insides if it were going through the wrong way... No stomach acid to take out all those little critters before they get to the buffet in your colon.

Originally posted by blackwave


a DWDP nacho bong... yikes... i have swallowed a chip before on accident.. I wouldn't want to do it on purpose, or on either end! At this time I must phear you. :D

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Re: Re: Mr. Chips

Oh... Any good masticators here? hahah

Originally posted by blackwave


you must practice your Mastication; chew chew chew, is what you've got to do!

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Originally posted by russ
Ugh... I wonder what that cheese sauce would do to your insides if it were going through the wrong way... No stomach acid to take out all those little critters before they get to the buffet in your colon.

I heard coffee enemas were a blast, but I have only seen those on videos, and read about them, same with the yogurt enemas... hmmmm.... hmmmm....

"This town needs an enema"

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Re: Re: Re: Mr. Chips

Originally posted by russ
Oh... Any good masticators here? hahah

The best ones have a full denture set and remove them before going down... ;) or so I have heard. ;)