Awesome Quotes from Blackhat/Defcon?

[not5150 Member Find all posts View Profile Close not5150]

Anyone have any great one/two liners from Blackhat or Defcon? I'll start with one

ASTCELL in his military uniform to the Microsoft PR lady at the Palm's casino

Lady - Who do you work for?
ASTCELL - "You may find this hard to believe, but I work for the U.S. Army."

[hackajar Contest Goon / Vegas 2.0 Find all posts View Profile Close hackajar]

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"You mean I can't walk though the casino with a fake badge?"

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<drs> Tell the concierge I need a large box of handlebar mustaches.

<some guy> (To Hotel Staff) Do you guys have somewhere I can plug in for internet? The wireless network here is kind of slow.
<me> you here for defcon?
<some guy> yeah.
<me> (quickly summing this guy up) You probably don't want to use the wireless network here.
<some guy> It's cool I have norton.

Couple FBI agents show up to Ninja Party (with invites). We were carding at the time.
<FBI> (flashing badges) Is this enough to get me in?
<TW> Sorry, I need to see some ID man.
<FBI> What you don't respect the FBI?
<TW> I respect the DOB. Let's see some ID fellas.

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Priest: "Now that brings a whole new meaning to 'Honeypot'"

(Hard to hear it, since people were laughing and talking. Corrections welcome)

(Hard to tell if he was saying honeypot or honey net-- This was stated when Priest heard the "spot the fed" where a woman admitted to drinking, and sleeping with a "fed" only to find he was a fed after going through his stuff while he was sleeping. It was directed at the woman and her actions to determine the fed was a fed.)

One of the best Defcon quotes in Spot the Fed-- Ever. -- Related to security, and Defcon on multiple levels. Metaphor, and symbolic references galore.

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Tourons at the bottom of the elevator when some of us got out:
"Look, hackers!"

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"Why do you hate freedom?" - Anonymous question t o possible Fed in "Spot the Fed" contests

Best answer given, "Because I love my job".

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Best answer given, "Because I love my job".

i thought he said "because its my job" ... or maybe that was a different spot the fed

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It was something to that affect during hj

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Dumbass 'Tahitian Villiage People" behind my back:

"Now, SHE dont look like no nerd!"

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Darter 1: All these people are computer hackers.

Darter 2: Isn't that illegal?

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Drunk dart guy:

<slurring> Stupid fuckin' hackers. Putting all these viruses on my computer and fucking things up. I hate you all </slurring>


Bruce Potter at the Ninja Paty:

Dammit, I am wearing this blouse and skirt and didn't have anywhere to put my wallet. Now I have to go all the way back to my room to get my ID.

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As we were waiting for the elevator we overhead:
Postal dork: "I hear a criminal convetion is in the hotel"
Secuirty guard "Yep, 7000 of them"

As the elevator closed I said something about hoping they enjoyed the Asshole convention, don't know if they heard it.

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Mein Fraulein challenge:

"Were like edison, we found 2000 ways this challenge doesn't work"

[Hardware doin' your sister Find all posts View Profile Close Hardware]

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Mein Fraulein challenge:

"Were like edison, we found 2000 ways this challenge doesn't work"

*takes credit for pointing that one out*

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"We are all going to wake up on Monday with fucking lung cancer"
-- Jefe