Awesome Quotes from Blackhat/Defcon?

[shannon]

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"How do I get out of this Fucking Duct-Tape to show you my ID?!!"

[CP99]

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Vyrus: "CP, how the hell can you get like this without drinking?"

[renderman]

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<Security Guard>This is quickly turning into a cluster fuck (said at 9am on the first day)

[sammo]

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<10:30am on Friday: coming out of dart beer room with two 24oz beers>
Me: <drinking>
Drunk dart guy: "Hey, that's our beer! You hackers can't drink it!"
Me: Hey, I paid the lady, she gave me the beer... there's no more left for you.
Lady behind bar: "Their money is good with me!"
Drunk dart guy: "Fuck!"

[hevnsnt]

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Friday Morning: "Is Defcon cancelled?"

[mfreeck]

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Regarding Calypso: She's past the legal limit for being concious.

Darter in elevator: Oh, that light is *still* out, you'd think they'd've fixed it or something...
Me: They are probably pretty busy right now.
Darter turning around: Oh, you! Yeah, they're all busy chasing 8,000 of you guys around. You guys are really tearing it up. I heard you guys down by the pool last night.

<security guard> We thought the pool [billiards] convention people were wild, but you guys are WAY beyond that.

[Abby_Normal]

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<security guard> We thought the pool [billiards] convention people were wild, but you guys are WAY beyond that.

That's funny, the bell man told me were were tame next to the pool players.

[renderman]

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Not a quote per se, but a really funny thing seen:

At the Penthouse Pirate party I went to the loo. In my inebriated state I saw what can only be described as a bathroom decorated by a woman. The wall behind the toilet was floor to ceiling mirror. As you can imagine, the view is something a guy would never design. I came out laughing and telling Deviant to go to the bathroom. About 5 seconds later he came out laughing and asking for a sharpie. He affixed a piece of clear plastic to the mirror behind the toilet at eye level and wrote:

"Objects in mirror may appear larger than they are.....Yeah Right"

I'll have a pic up soon.

[meee]

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"meee...why do you need handcuffs and duct tape?"

[TheCotMan]

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Thursday. I have my DC14 badge. (Thanks DT, Chris, OP, Mfreeck and Converge!) I am in the elevator with a family of 3. The 8 year old kid sees my badge:
(serious)"What's that?"
(coy)"This is my badge, which lets me into a security conference."
(Serious) "Oh yeah? I thought you guys might be here from treasure island."

Yarrrrrr! Tie-mmm doo wok deee plank der matey!
(Yarrr. Time to walk the plank there matey.)

[EricM]

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Agent X to Noid just before Closing ceremonies.

"Hey I just got the talks to (I think he said Shmoo) Con on two hard drives in my pockets. So technically I've got a Con in my pants."

Heh.

[jur1st]

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<i>in elevator</i>

random human: What's with all the blinky badges?
me: Its for the computer convention that's here this weekend.
random human: I see
me: Yup, there's free wireless internet at the pool if you need it.
random human: Great...I've been needing to check my email.

[Snowblind]

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<Zanardi, to team Shellphish>:
"Guys, don't talk to the press about the drugs and booze we are bringing, the 'sex orgies' we will be having, or the government. ESPECIALLY not the government."
Sarcasm, of course.

[cereal76]

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<security guard>"We found some guy in the lobby with his pants down."

[FLeiXiuS]

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<Cab Driver> So your computer hackers eh?
<Cab Driver> Well maybe you could help me, see I have this cox thing it's not working! Damn hackers are hunking my cox.
<Cab Driver> Well I have eh a Norton, i think he's the one blocking my cox.