Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

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Once again, the Toxic BBQ is looking for a slogan.
Something catchy, something creative. It will be used
on the front of the Toxic BBQ T-Shirts.

Last year was ASTCells slogan
"If its dead we cook it"
"If its alive we cook it"
" ... a little longer."


Submit your ideas.

[converge]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

fwiw, last years thread (http://forum.defcon.org/showthread.php?t=7262) may help spark some thoughts, as well as give a history of prior slogans.

[astcell]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

Depleted Uranium. It's what's for dinner.

[Deviant Ollam]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

Tannerite, Thermite, a Thermic Lance, and a Truckload of Meat... We'll find a way to make something happen with all this.

[Virosa]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

Once again, the Toxic BBQ is looking for a slogan.
Something catchy, something creative. It will be used
on the front of the Toxic BBQ T-Shirts.

Last year was ASTCells slogan
"If its dead we cook it"
"If its alive we cook it"
" ... a little longer."


Submit your ideas.

0xDEADBEEF

[Deviant Ollam]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

0xDEADBEEF

hah! that's outstanding. i didn't realize exactly that you had submitted something (thought that was a sig for a second) until i gave it a second glance. absolutely terrific.

[Virosa]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

hah! that's outstanding. i didn't realize exactly that you had submitted something (thought that was a sig for a second) until i gave it a second glance. absolutely terrific.

I think it would go well on a shirt that had some pictures of food from video games.... you know, a Castlevania potroast, a "%" from Nethack, maybe some Gibs from Quake III....

[converge]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

expanding on virosa's idea:

00 13 37 0F 00 D0 :: A couple 8-bit NES/Commodore food
00 BA D0 FE D5 00 :: Icons burgertime, castelvania?
00 DE AD 0B EE F0 :: (syntax? is that problematic on cost
00 7B B2 00 04 00 :: if graphics screened next to text?)

variations on the tangent? (00 D7 01 50 13 37, teehee) ?


--edit: In my brief initial google search I accidentally found this and this...

[hackajar]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

We had two bags of onions, seventy-five differnt meats, five sheets of aluminium foil, a saltshaker half-full of garlic powder, and a whole multi colored collection of utencils, peppers, stuffings, spices... Also, a quart of olive oil, a quart of venager, a case of flea's hot sause, a pint of che's gin, and two dozen eggs. Not that we needed all that for the BBQ, but once you get into a serious cookout collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

[astcell]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

0xDEADBEEF

Good one! What is the decimal equivalent?

[DaKahuna]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

"Meat, meat and more meat"

"Become one with nature"
"then kill, cook and eat it"

'Real hackers don't need recipes"

"Official PETA member"
"People eating tasty anminals"

"You kill it, I'll grill it"

"Finish you beer, there are sober kids in India"

"Man can not live by beer along,
that's why God created steak"

[Virosa]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

How about just a picture of a platter of ribs with the caption "+25 HEALTH" under it?

[renderman]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

TBBQ4: "Where the meat isn't the only thing well marinated"

Quad core Xeon, BBQ grill, what's the difference?

TBBQ4:"See, Hackers do go outside.....To kill things and eat them"



And some of my past submitted favorites for reconsideration;

Grill of the BBQ. Grill of the car. As long as it's dead, we don't care.

DC TBBQ: "Where the elite meet to grill meat"

Defcon Toxic BBQ: If the booze does'nt kill you, the steak sauce will

[Virosa]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

--edit: In my brief initial google search I accidentally found this and this...

The WMD shirt is the coolest thing I have seen all day. I was in Romania a few years back, and as I was wandering around towns, I had castlevania music pumpin' in my ears.

I was all envisioning jumping around platforms and whipping peasants and candle sconces and large bats and whatnot.

[converge]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

.. probably another reason why Romanian peasants don't care so much for American and Japanese visitors ..