Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

[[Syntax]]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

Graphics on the front side arent an issue, what is an issue is multi color.
As it stands its 2 color on the back and 1 color on the front..

White logo on the front with text is no issue.

So far all I had come up with was something like this.

Toxic BBQ IV:
Where Cannonball Roadkill,
Meats the Toxic Grill.

Toxic BBQ IV:
Reducing The Cow Population,
1 Year At A Time.

[astcell]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

Mad cow, bird flu....tastes the same to us.

[[Syntax]]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

Still need more suggestions, how about

"Don't let it get away.."
"We can cook it at the BBQ"

or

Toxic BBQ 4:
Aliens Don't Abduct Cattle
Hackers Do.

[AlxRogan]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

"Fast grillers....slow prey"

"Put THIS in your pit and smoke it!"

"Script kiddies make the best kindling"

[lil_freak]

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“Toxic BBQ cooking: Have less free time, less money and more fat hacker friends."

"Never leave your barbecue unattended, Unless you want to come back to an empty grill"

[KeLviN]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

I much prefer something in the form of a Hiku.

[lil_freak]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

I much prefer something in the form of a Hiku.

Here's two Haiku's (the second one doesn't quite meet standards, but oh well) for your pleasure:

#1

Set steaks a’ sizzle
Fueled white hot bed of coals
Toxic Barbecue Four


#2

Hackers they will feast
on toxic food barbecued
charred animals, yum.

[astcell]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

Toxic Barbecue
Number Four, it's what we do
Devour Cows. Yum.

[Gadsden]

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"Toxic BBQ.. where ice and beer replaces dead hookers in the trash cans."

"We had to put all that wifi radiation to good use.."

"Where the only dropped packets are ketchup"

"Getting hackers to come out into sunlight for one day a year since 2004"

[Deviant Ollam]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

"Where the only dropped packets are ketchup"

now that is absolutely golden. can't believe someone didn't make the ketchup packet connection before now. just about anything witty along those lines would get my vote.

[DJ Jackalope]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

How about just a picture of a platter of ribs with the caption "+25 HEALTH" under it?

Using this kind of idea:::

How about a knock off Gauntlet picture with the caption: Hacker needs food badly

[TheCotMan]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

Using this kind of idea:::

How about a knock off Gauntlet picture with the caption: Hacker needs food badly

Wasn't that based on the phrase for "Warrior" ?
(Wizard needs food badly, Elf is about to Die, Warrior needs food badly.)

That makes sense. Warrior used an axe, and obviously did a lot of hacking. :-)

[[Syntax]]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

Some of those were promising. The con is closing in, so once the graphics have been fine tuned and ready to print, something will have to be chosen, probably in the next 3 weeks. As mentioned before I can put a small 1 color image next to the text on the front side, rather than 3 lines of text as before we could do.

Toxic BBQ 4
(image)
Slogan Here

or

Toxic BBQ 4
(image) Slogan

or

(image top) Toxic BBQ 4
(image bot) Slogan

Depending on the length of the text.

I like the hookers in trashcans one..
Wonder what kind of looks youd get walking around Vegas wearing that.

[Z^2]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

Using this kind of idea:::

How about a knock off Gauntlet picture with the caption: Hacker needs food badly

I like it - multipurpose.

The only good thing I could think of isn't even mine - I'd love to see the food chain picture from the simpsons: http://www.geocities.com/simpsovegan/s7/3f03/3f03.html to be on the shirts in some form.

[DJ Jackalope]

Re: Toxic BBQ T-Shirt Slogan Contest

That makes sense. Warrior used an axe, and obviously did a lot of hacking. :-)

I think that's right.... you could actually just get away without a picture cuz, if you're not 1337, you won't get it anyway...