Memorable Quotes?

[mouseling]

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1. Where can I get one of those Human badges? - overheard from a random casino patron
and -
2. Chuck Norris could do it! (during L0sT and Converge's Mountain Dew chugging contest)

[Thorn]

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I had two good Memorable Quotes.

1) A random DC attendee got on the elevator with me, just after I check into the Riv, but hadn't registered with DC. He looked rather goggle-eyed at my NYPD-shielded golf shirt and said, "Man, you gonna have a hard time here. There's a hacker convention going on."

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2) Later I happened to see two Chief of Police I know going into Kady's as I was going out. They expressed surprise that they hadn't run into me during the Chief's convention. When I explained what I was there for, one said. "You're here with the h-h-h-hackers?"

[jur1st]

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As I'm going through the airport security check:

TSA #1: So I'm looking at one of those terrabyte stations to hold all my gamez.
TSA #2: That's cool...should be plenty of space.
TSA #1: Yeah, but I don't know if I'll be able to install and run the games directly off the drive.
TSA #3 (monitoring the x-ray...glances up at me and sees the defcon shirt): Why don't you ask this guy?

[renderman]

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Still recovering, but some quotes that come to mind:

"I promise I will only drink a small warp core breach - it's smaller than my head, see!" - Shortly followed by the delivery of a second one from a guy at the bar thus destroying my personal defcon rule (see Below)

Walking past CORE security booth at Blackhat: "Shit, he's here, don't let him touch any laptops"

[Xyc0]

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Walking past CORE security booth at Blackhat: "Shit, he's here, don't let him touch any laptops"

Kinda like my, "Shit, shit shit... renderman is comming here.... um, hide everything."

I have to admit though, ya'll were better house guests then most; it only took a few minutes to clean up after the marshmallow fight.

[Xyc0]

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Ok, I wish I was making this one up.

@ TGIFridays down the street from Riviera
Waitress: What are those badges for?
US: It's for DefCon
Waitress: Oh...
<five minutes later>
Waitress: Ok this is a stupid question, but what is DefCon?
US: It's a hacker convention.
<waitress back away in horror>

[TheCotMan]

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At one of the Parties at Defcon. 3 People come up to Boombox and me.

[Dark. Loud music on the background and people yelling.]
(One of them:) Who are you?
(Me:) I am Cotman
(Another one of them looking disturbed:) CockMan?
(Me:) No, no, no. (Spelling) C. O. T. Man. If you're looking for CockMan, he's at the other party.
(Another one:) Thanks for warning us. We'll stay at this party.

[LosT]

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I am so calling you cockman from now on... ;)

LosT

[TheCotMan]

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I am so calling you cockman from now on... ;)

LosT

Oh great. That will help.

"See that guy?"
"Yeah."
"He's a dick."
"Who is he?"
"CockMan"

Great. People will invite me to a party when they want people to leave but don't want to tell people to leave.

On the plus side, people looking for CockMan with google might find Porn instead and stop looking.

[0x58]

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"Are you guys ready?" - LosT

"LosT has a serious flaw. He is one sick bastard" - Unknown

I heard the second one walking past someone trying to figure out the first box.

[astcell]

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Highwiz will make a superhero cape and uniform for Cockman now.

[Xodia]

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My favorite is still:
"Hey, some girl is letting dudes stick their fingers in any orifice over at Pool 2!"

Unfortunately, I didn't believe it and had to investigate. It still haunts my dreams.

[alklloyd]

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One of my favorites came from a certain presenter's son:
"All it's been all weekend is hard drives and iphone!"

Al

[l0new0lf]

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"We're the hurting kind of goons, not the helping kind of goons."

[DJ Jackalope]

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"This is the weirdest bible camp I've ever been to!" --Zinc, after -finally- deteching for the Goon Swim and throwing himself into the pool fully clothed.