Hacking, Enterprise Edition

[Hate]

/me buys a ka-bar and sets his phaser to "kill"

[astcell]

Defcon Scavenger Hunt: Enterprise Edition

Pimple-faced Tekkie- Minus 250 points
Returning the "live long and prosper" gang sign- Minus 500 points
Falling in love with an alien before the program's over- Don't ask

[blackwave]

Originally posted by astcell
Falling in love with an alien before the program's over- Don't ask

Hey but what if she is green?

[astcell]

Originally posted by blackwave


Hey but what if she is green?

Hmm well that's different. Then we'll fight for to the death for her, using only organic material found on the planet surface, specifically in the bar or inside the fax machine.

[blackwave]

Originally posted by astcell


Hmm well that's different. Then we'll fight for to the death for her, using only organic material found on the planet surface, specifically in the bar or inside the fax machine.

Hmm... sounds bad to fight for the death.. how about we still use organic material, but the goal is to turn the green alien white with the organic material? :D

[astcell]

Of course we're looking for the alien or anything in a skirt it never happens, but when we stop looking then the tables turn?

Just the fact that any female would show an interest in me would PROVE she was an alien! :D

[blackwave]

Originally posted by astcell
Of course we're looking for the alien or anything in a skirt it never happens, but when we stop looking then the tables turn?

Hmmm, we should put that one up there with:

"if a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, does it make a sound?"..

[Grifter]

or...


"If a man speaks, but there is no woman aroung to hear him, is he still wrong?"

[astcell]

If Helen Keller falls down in the forest and there is no one around, does she still make a sound?

[russ]

Ok, yes... it's true. This thread has descended into a hellish nightmare.

Originally posted by astcell
If Helen Keller falls down in the forest and there is no one around, does she still make a sound?

[Grifter]

?

Don't they all?

[blackwave]

Re: ?

Originally posted by Grifter
Don't they all?

Yes, we are socially inept beings, except when it comes to getting something for free. ;)

[Contrarian]

Defcon Scavenger Hunt: Enterprise Edition

Bagging a green bitch - High Five, and shot of pennicillin for space VD

[Contrarian]

Originally posted by astcell
If Helen Keller falls down in the forest and there is no one around, does she still make a sound?

If Helen Keller fell in de forrest kelley, would he make a sound?

Probably not because he's dead.

But he'd be where no man had gone before.

[astcell]

groaner

Do you know where Trekkies work out?

At the "He's Dead Gym."