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[Padre]

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Guy talking on his phone (presumably to his boss) about how the con is going:
"I know pretty much everything there is to know now"
DefCon as path to enlightenment!

[hevnsnt]

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“I think someone picked the f**king locks and escaped onto the roof.”
“There were f**king midgets!!!!!!!”
“I need ten VIP passes”
“I’m oldskool ok, I’ve been here since defcon2….call russ”
“mayday naydyallay” (buahhahaha really everything @viperpu twitter’d)
“that sausage ain’t kosher” (wasnt there for that one, but damn thats funny)
and everyone’s favorite: “That was a dick move, but I need WAAAATER”

[The Dark Tangent]

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<sound of rapidly-leaving footsteps> DT during the HackerPimps party, for reasons that should be obvious to those in the know.

Hahaha.. Well to tell the truth I left because I had seen enough hot nudie action (Quite good this year!), and I had drunk the last Guinness beer they had.. time to move on.

[sk00t]

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Hahaha.. Well to tell the truth I left because I had seen enough hot nudie action (Quite good this year!), and I had drunk the last Guinness beer they had.. time to move on.

Pretty much everyone else assumed it was about plausible deniability.

[alklloyd]

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Not really a quote, but just something I realized:

There's those that have dyed the fountain.

There's those who've dyed the pool.

With our (and others) deal with Brawndo, We've dyed DEFCON.

Everyone who drank that shit was pissing, shitting, sweating, cumming GREEN! It's awesome! Makes me smile to myself every once in a while.

But it's got electrolytes.

Al

[GoldfishPcklJar]

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I don't remember the quote from Doug Farre the how to create IDs talk, but he put his battery in backwards and like 10 minutes later it started smelling like it was burning and his chips fell off the board.

[Dragoncracker]

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Nurse/Doctor: "How many drinks did you have?"
Responce: "Fucking all of them"

(This by the way is definatly the wrong answer)

[DCFluX]

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Ne0nRa1n: "It wouldn't be DEFCON if your demo actually worked."

[Mcgruff]

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These are the best I heard this year

Random Non-Con Person: So what is this Defcon Convention About?
D0dger: Bestiality, Its about Bestiality
Random Non-Con Person: *Horrified*

Random Non-Con Person: So what is this Defcon thing all about ?
D0dger: Its about toasters, we all come to Vegas to learn about the inner workings of toasters.

[lil_freak]

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For those of you that know:
"What the fuck, why would they leave Ctrl-Alt-Del enabled?"

Some press dude: "Hey you, yeah you the girl can we talk to you?"

h3adrush to Converge (converge had on his "Gay for Golgo" shirt): "Trying to look good in a sedmedium I see. "

Queeg to me (phone message): Hey Lil_freak, teach me how to drink" (there was more to this than just that part but I don't want queeg to blush to much.)

[Chris]

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h3adrush to Converge (converge had on his "Gay for Golgo" shirt): "Trying to look good in a sedmedium I see. "

heh. Yeah....when I had the shirts made I only got XLs. Converge looked 100% Gay for Golgo rocking out the uber tight T. Worth the price of printing them just for those pictures haha.

[Hurricane]

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Sgt. Fury: "I got shot." (on his way back from the DefCon shoot.)

[erehwon]

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Pretty much everyone else assumed it was about plausible deniability.

All my plausible deniability of not attending Defcon can be tossed out the window after attending the Hacker Pimps party, I'm cringing to see what the pictures look like.

[BlackOrchid]

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Cop: Is there anyone here who hasn't been drinking?

My response: Is this your first picnic? .... GET EMS!

[submarinerm]

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I captured this in my Trēo on Friday the 8th in anticipation of this thread.

random human to human sitting next to him: "Dude, I really want to set something on fire right now."