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    Call for Monkey Butlers

    The Pontifical We of the Newbie Speed Talk thingy is in need of Monkey Butlers. I know. The term may seem rather insulting, but the joy one derives from being a Monkey Butler is boundless!

    One gets to be bossed around by...oh, wait. :-) One gets to share in spreading the joy of DefCon. And the duties are always a surprise. You may be made responsible for ensuring the steady supply of liquids to the speakers, or you may be asked to straighten chairs. You may own ensuring speakers stay on track and on time or you may be asked to pick up litter left by unthinking participants. Regardless, it's always more fun than a barrel of...

    Monkey Butlers will be needed for a period of three to four hours on Thursday, the day before DefCon officially convenes. 11:30AM to about 3:30 or 4:00PM. Monkey Butlers who can commit more time pre- and post-talk will be welcomed. To sweeten the barrel, Monkey Butlers will have their own wonderful Monkey Butler T-shirts and a ride to and from the TBBQ if you don't already have one. At this time we need four committed Monkey Butlers.

    Requirements to Participate:

    *Must have attended at least One (1) DefCon
    *Must not have been thrown out of any DefCons attended
    *Must pass HighWiz's sniff test (that means take a shower, yo?)
    *A sense of humor
    *Able to take direction and follow through on said directions

    Please contact HighWiz for further information.

    Regards,

    valkyrie
    __________________________________________________ ___
    sapere aude

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    Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

    If they're interested they should post in this thread.
    And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him.

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    • #3
      Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

      Hmmm.... I'll think about it. When will the decision be made? or rather, when is the deadline?
      Last edited by g3k_; February 5, 2009, 11:18. Reason: clarification!
      "As Arthur C Clarke puts it, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic". Here is my corollary: "Any sufficiently technical expert is indistinguishable from a witch"."

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      • #4
        Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

        Originally posted by HighWiz View Post
        If they're interested they should post in this thread.
        What he said.

        Regards,

        valkyrie
        ______________________________________________
        sapere aude

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        • #5
          Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

          Call me Monkey Butler #1. (or Maybe MB1)



          Originally posted by valkyrie View Post
          What he said.

          Regards,

          valkyrie
          ______________________________________________
          sapere aude
          +++ Dallas +++

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          • #6
            Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

            Another Monkey Butler was recruited today at Shmoocon!
            Thorn
            "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." - Catherine Aird

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            • #7
              Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

              Originally posted by Thorn View Post
              Another Monkey Butler was recruited today at Shmoocon!
              We are at 50%! I am jazzed! Thank you Thorn, and thanks to your recruited Monkey Butler.

              Regards,

              valkyrie
              __________________________________________________ ___
              sapere aude

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              • #8
                Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

                I'll be a Monkey Butler
                Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
                -Homer Simpson

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                • #9
                  Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

                  Originally posted by valkyrie View Post
                  We are at 50%! I am jazzed! Thank you Thorn, and thanks to your recruited Monkey Butler.

                  Regards,

                  valkyrie

                  My standards will be much higher for a Monkey Butler!

                  Though, if any other contest organizers need Monkey Butlers and we have excess numbers I'm sure we'd be more than willing to share.
                  And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

                    Originally posted by valkyrie View Post
                    *Must pass HighWiz's sniff test (that means take a shower, yo?)
                    Damn. Well, I knew the day would come for me to take a shower eventually. You can sign me up if you are still in need.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

                      I will throw my hat in the ring to butler. Hell, I don't care if people whip me occasionally. :)
                      The dude abides.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

                        I'm more of an elephant butler.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

                          Screw it, I'd like to be a monkey butler if I can get to Vegas on time.

                          I went to DC16, I shower regularly and I'm from 4chan, so I have a sense of humor, probably more perverse than the average, but hey...
                          Last edited by g3k_; February 12, 2009, 10:56.
                          "As Arthur C Clarke puts it, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic". Here is my corollary: "Any sufficiently technical expert is indistinguishable from a witch"."

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                          • #14
                            Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

                            Originally posted by g3k_ View Post
                            I shower regularly...
                            This seemed to be a big problem last year. Even by Friday afternoon the hallways smelled like ass!
                            "\x74\x68\x65\x70\x72\x65\x7a\x39\x38";

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                            • #15
                              Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

                              Originally posted by theprez98 View Post
                              This seemed to be a big problem last year. Even by Friday afternoon the hallways smelled like ass!
                              I never got that.... It seems like a nerd staple to smell bad. I like girls, and having them around, so I try to not smell bad :P
                              "As Arthur C Clarke puts it, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic". Here is my corollary: "Any sufficiently technical expert is indistinguishable from a witch"."

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