Call for Monkey Butlers

[valkyrie]

Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

I'll throw my towel into the ring .

xor

xor, please answer in this forum to the minimum qualifications for monkey butlers, also found in this forum. Then pm me. :-)

Regards,

valkyrie, the official DC101 Monkey Butler Wrangler
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sapere aude

[Thorn]

Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

I still want the cool Monkey Butler title ;)

1o57

Here you go:

1o57
Cool Monkey Butler
DefCon 101

[LosT]

Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

I still want the cool Monkey Butler title ;)

1o57

[xor]

Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

I'll throw my towel into the ring .

xor

[HighWiz]

Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

Just FYI: We're still "accepting" Monkey Butler applicants (till June 1st), but we have the majority of slots filled or tentatively filled (contingent on vetting).

[valkyrie]

Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

Redacted, yo...

[OverDose]

Re: Newbie Track: surviving defcon and other related items

lemme know if you need any help with set up, break down, or drunken shennanigans. I would love to help some noobs have a good time with the rest of us that have found defcon to be something truly awesome and aspiring. My first was defcon 7, and I saw shirts and they were clever, and I thought "wow these are neat" and the very next year (informally) ghettogeeks was born, and by jove changed my life for the best. I want to give back to those who have helped me get tothe point I am. So firstly to all who have been involved (whether it be defcon or any con that I am currently affiliated with) THANK YOU!!! couldn't have gotten here without you. To the noobs: we were all there at one time, and even now will ask a friend if Im doing soemthing right (none of us are perfect despite what some people say) so I welcome you brand noobs, and newer school to what many of us find to be mecca.

to the noob area organizers, again just drop me a line and let me know how I can be of assistance.

-OD

[HighWiz]

Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

Aw, does this mean my application has been rejected already?

It hasn't been rejected yet... But soon

[LosT]

Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

Aw, does this mean my application has been rejected already?

[Banasidhe]

Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

Addendum, (w/tangent):

If the Monkey Butler call-sheet is full-up for the DC101 talk on Thursday, I'm down for whatever MB reassignment to other contests/events/talks/etc I may be of assistance for.

(My DC schedule is currently pretty open. I have no solid agenda this year, except help HaJ/Vegas 2.0 with theSummit, be in attendance, drink, reconnect, attend various parties and perhaps get a team together for Hacker Jeopardy [Is it even happening this year? Haven't seen a thread started, but it's still early...] I promised Winn when I stepped-down as Vanna last year, that I would make it back in some capacity this year.)

That is all. Thanks for playing, please drive-thru.

[Banasidhe]

Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

I would like to apply for the most coveted and honored position of Monkey Butler.

Monkey Butlers will be needed for a period of three to four hours on Thursday, the day before DefCon officially convenes. 11:30AM to about 3:30 or 4:00PM. Monkey Butlers who can commit more time pre- and post-talk will be welcomed.

Although I am presently waiting for confirmation concerning my time-commitment obligations for EFF's theSummit party that evening, I believe that the current scheduled time-frame will be copacetic. However, if for any reason I should find that there is a conflict, I will immediately withdraw my MB application, with ample time for you to find another, (albeit less competent) MB to fill my vacancy. I will definitely be available pre-talk, however, any post-talk hours would most likely fall into prime-time set-up for theSummit party.

Requirements to Participate:

*Must have attended at least One (1) DefCon

I've been attending since DCIV, with the exception of V and VI. (Damn weekend jobs. NEVER again will work interfere with Con NEVER! I say!)

*Must not have been thrown out of any DefCons attended

Nope, hasn't happened - yet. I'm a good monkey. I don't fling poo (or RedBull Cans ;-)

*Must pass HighWiz's sniff test (that means take a shower, yo?)

Bring it ON, HW!! (does pit-sniffing = /= packet-sniffing ?)

*A sense of humor

I laugh at myself ALL the time (and so do a LOT of other folks at DC)

*Able to take direction and follow through on said directions

You want me to put that WHERE?!?! For HOW many bananas?? DONE!

Anything else you need/want to know? Please direct all questions, comments, concerns, complaints to my agent/manager Siviak (Heheheh... Boy, will THAT be a surprise for him!)

[HighWiz]

Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

Huh. Requirements are published. Like a job, people can apply for it. When they apply, the submit a resume in their post.

How many people have been disqualified for not meeting the published requirements?

Will you make an announcement when you have a full barrel of ... ?

We are still accepting applications and will be for quite a while. We are also in the process of vetting those that have already applied.

We will make an announcement when we are no-longer accepting monkey butler applications and when we have an official Monkey Butler contingent.

[TheCotMan]

Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

Call for Monkey Butlers
...
Requirements to Participate:
...
*A sense of humor
*Able to take direction and follow through on said directions

No sense of humor...

Huh. Requirements are published. Like a job, people can apply for it. When they apply, the submit a resume in their post.

How many people have been disqualified for not meeting the published requirements?

Will you make an announcement when you have a full barrel of ... ?

[valkyrie]

Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

If the little brother comes with H3 and I this year, I'll throw him in to be a monkey butler.

Some of you may remember him from DC15 following me around wearing a pirate hat and a badge saying he was own3d by me .

Now THAT'S a sense of humor. :-D

regards,

valkyrie
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sapere aude

[lil_freak]

Re: Call for Monkey Butlers

If the little brother comes with H3 and I this year, I'll throw him in to be a monkey butler.

Some of you may remember him from DC15 following me around wearing a pirate hat and a badge saying he was own3d by me .