StripperCon 2002?

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Originally posted by astcell
I read about a college that offered a language class in Klingon. It was packed solid.

I know one bbs pal was dating a pure klingon girl... try going through a klingon based flavor of windows... while she recites what things say and make sense out of them... over the phone, and refusing to change the language..

[astcell]

Yea that's nutty. If you want to have fun with a Klingon at the convention, just ask them how to say in Klingon, "Please pass me a napkin." They'll implode just thinking about it.

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Originally posted by astcell
Yea that's nutty. If you want to have fun with a Klingon at the convention, just ask them how to say in Klingon, "Please pass me a napkin." They'll implode just thinking about it.

Haha, there are quite a few websites that have Klingon Online Courses... but realized that there isn't one I know who speaks it... I am waiting for the Klingon for Dummies book to come out.. I haven't been able to find it if it is out... anyone ?

[dataworm]

Originally posted by blackwave


Haha, there are quite a few websites that have Klingon Online Courses... but realized that there isn't one I know who speaks it... I am waiting for the Klingon for Dummies book to come out.. I haven't been able to find it if it is out... anyone ?

Do you realise that if you learn Klingon, with all the new friends you'll make you won't have time to post on the forum anymore? ;)And if you still have time nobody will be able to read your message! hey is Altavista bable fish supporting Klingon to English translation?:D

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Originally posted by dataworm
Do you realise that if you learn Klingon, with all the new friends you'll make you won't have time to post on the forum anymore?

Thanks dataworm, good thinking... forget Klingon, I will stay and post here ;)

[astcell]

Klingon won't help my sex life, I never got anywhere with Voolay Voo Kooshay Auvek Whah Say Swah.

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Originally posted by astcell
Klingon won't help my sex life

I hear Klingon females like it rough... and they roar...

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I hear Klingon females like it rough... and they roar...

Oh, so you know my Ex eh? =)

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Originally posted by Monshroud
Oh, so you know my Ex eh? =)

Interesting, details please :)

[evilcow]

hehe roar

anyone have nude picks of kling chicks

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Interesting, details please

Well a gentleman never tells...

And seeing that I'm not a gentleman, here it goes.

Let's just say an ex of mine had a ST fantasy and she wanted to play the role of a Klingon Woman in bed.

It took a little over 2 weeks for the claw marks to heal, but it was worth it. :D

[evilcow]

special app?

do you guys have like special apps that keep you logged on here 24x7

because i see you guys online all the time.

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Originally posted by Monshroud

Let's just say an ex of mine had a ST fantasy and she wanted to play the role of a Klingon Woman in bed.

It took a little over 2 weeks for the claw marks to heal, but it was worth it. :D

Very cool indeed, thanks :) Always refreshing to get a reminder when taking hot showers the next morning...

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Re: special app?

Originally posted by evilcow
do you guys have like special apps that keep you logged on here 24x7

because i see you guys online all the time.

Certainly, just like IRC Bots, but instead bots for http forums.. HTTP BOTS. :) they are pretty useful because they make sure I don't miss a new post, and you can write in an autoreply for certain key words... sometimes I am away for weeks at a time, and I come back and I have posted a lot.. but I myself am a bot... as everyone knows. :)

[Monshroud]

do you guys have like special apps that keep you logged on here 24x7

because i see you guys online all the time.

Actually I have been doing multiple server rebuilds recently and have had a lot of extra time. So while disks are formatting and files are copying, I am posting.