Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

[barry99705]

Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

okokokok... THIS is a blatant fabrication of the truth... THERE WAS *NO*, I REPEAT **NO** PINK GLOWSTICK.

I MIGHT have had a red one, but I don't think so.... NO WAY IT WAS PINK.

Queercon was a total win this year, great party.

"It's not pink, it's salmon!"

[dc0de]

Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

My favorites were:

We were on the original spelunking expedition to find the g-spot. -Random Goon

That was a line that I thought up to shock the "little girls" who thought that they were fitting in to Defcon.

I used it several times, with hilarious results, with Al Potter and myself. I am thinking about making it a t-shirt.

[altNull]

Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

Loved the guys that were doing the TF2 talk.
First TF2 Guy:This isn't Defcon, most of you aren't drunk enough and I'm not hearing a bunch of "Fuck YOUs!"...can I get a "Fuck You".

Crowd: FUCK YOU.

Ten minutest later someone brings him some really cheap Vodka

Crowd: DRINK DRINK DRINK!

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Goon: You guys aren't in line here for the Adam Savage talk?

Random People in the hall way: No (shaking heads).

Goon: GOOD! I'm so proud of you, you've all grown up so fast.

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(This happened up in our room)

St. K had just opened a coke that I had literally ran up to the room.

St. K: Shit!

St. K sticks the whole top of the bottle in his mouth and starts to suck.

Sky: Cup the balls man! Don't forget to cup the balls.

We all laughed, St. K had so much pop coming out of his nose.

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Our grouped liked to walk around the Vegas Strip. After about a 2 hr walk and plenty of drinks, we were almost back to the hotel when a Escort came walking our way. She was hot, skankly dressed and sucking on a lolly pop. She gave Sky and me a seductress look as she walked between us. Sky and I looked at each other, didn't say anything and busted a lung laughing. St. K said she looked back at us and looked so confused.

Skank: What the fuck!?!

[Decrevi]

Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

I had a hilarious conversation with a cabbie on my way to Penn and Teller.

Cabbie: So what bring you to Las vegas?
Me: Computer security convention.
Cabbie: Hackersssssss?
Me: *sigh* Yes many of the attendees would self identify as "hackers"
Cabbie: AHA! I KNEW IT! YOU PUT IN FAKE ATM YES? NO WORRIES I NO TELL.

rofl... bloody hackers putting in those fake ATMs :/

[Chris]

Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

Loved the guys that were doing the TF2 talk.
First TF2 Guy:This isn't Defcon, most of you aren't drunk enough and I'm not hearing a bunch of "Fuck YOUs!"...can I get a "Fuck You".

Crowd: FUCK YOU.

Ten minutest later someone brings him some really cheap Vodka

Crowd: DRINK DRINK DRINK!

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Just to clarify, that wasn't cheap vodka. It was Everclear, thus his reaction.

[altNull]

Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?

Just to clarify, that wasn't cheap vodka. It was Everclear, thus his reaction.

My bad, I was in the back. I just saw clear liquid that made people go "UGH."

Didn't that same bottle make it up to the speakers at the closing event?