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Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?
My fave quote has gotta be: MAKE A HOLE!
My fave quote has gotta be: MAKE A HOLE!
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Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?
Security guard says, "Now I am going to interrogate the door."Comment
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Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?
I had a hilarious conversation with a cabbie on my way to Penn and Teller.
Cabbie: So what bring you to Las vegas?
Me: Computer security convention.
Cabbie: Hackersssssss?
Me: *sigh* Yes many of the attendees would self identify as "hackers"
Cabbie: AHA! I KNEW IT! YOU PUT IN FAKE ATM YES? NO WORRIES I NO TELL.Comment
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It is statistically likely that I'm following you on Twitter.Comment
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Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?
For some reason every year most conversations with my contestants turn into the lyrics of an Engima song:
"I love you, I hate you" or "I love you, I'll kill you"-
Weird.
I also quite enjoyed the request to Y3ti for a picture of a shark so that lasers could be mounted to the head...
More later
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Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?
It has to be one of either:
"let me tell you about this binary string I found, 10101100110001..."
or..
"did you say your name was Evil Baguette?"perl -e 's==UBER?=+y[:-o]}(;->\n{q-yp-y+k}?print:??;-p#)'Comment
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Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?
My all-time favourite quote this year has got to be when I was walking through one of the very crowded hallways, a stranger yelled to me over the rows of people between us as we crossed paths.
"Hey, sleepy-time girl! Great speech!"Comment
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Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?
At the EFF Summit,
Hackajar: "A Wal-Mart price gun?!?"
At a deafing skybox party with 1200 watts of amplifier for a 30 watt room, I was approached by a large Goon wearing a Red shirt, pink glow stick and a rainbow scarf.
Goon: "Here! Take a hit of this!"
He hands me a water bottle,
FluX: "What is it?"
Goon: "Rockstar and Moonshine!"
FluX: "I don't know..."
Goon: "DO IT!"Comment
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Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?
My favorites were:
We were on the original spelunking expedition to find the g-spot. -Random Goon
You guys have way too many teeth to claim that you beat each other. Come back to me when you are all toothless and nobby in the mouth. -Good friend from my area code.
Either that or it was when queeg was molesting a baked potato with his mouth at the diner. DUDE I'M STILL GETTING NIGHTMARES FROM THAT!!!
Or the entire conversation that followed with the other goons. I think that counts as epic. Making goon's jaws drop is just too much fun.<Insert witty comment here>Comment
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Re: Favorite Quotes of DEFCON 17?
Sorry for the confusion. It was dark and crowded. I'm still trying to remember what I saw, heard and whether I got yiffed or not. Still had a good time and hope to do it again next year.
Working on a Juicebox I scored in the HHV, and I'm soldering naked. But I am a professional.Last edited by DCFluX; August 17, 2009, 21:44.Comment
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