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  • hexjunkie
    AKA Cuddles
    • Jul 2009
    • 307
    #16
    Re: Mohawk-Con

    A shaved head is a professional look, and its only hair.. it really does grow back for most of us.
    Originally posted by Ellen
    Do I wish we could all be like hexjunkie? Heck yes I do. :) That would rock.

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      • renderman
        Notorious Canadian Hacker
        • Mar 2003
        • 1428
        #17
        Re: Mohawk-Con

        Originally posted by astcell
        Renderman how about a Mohawk but on Sunday you change it to a buzzcut and wear a USMC t-shirt home. :-)
        Yeah like that wouldn't get me strip searched on the way home and after landing
        Never drink anything larger than your head!





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          • eris
            Giving birth to a star
            • Aug 2005
            • 703
            #18
            Re: Mohawk-Con

            Originally posted by hexjunkie
            A shaved head is a professional look, and its only hair.. it really does grow back for most of us.

            A shaved head isn't generally a professional look for women and some of us are interested in the answer to Renderman's question for that reason. I can do short shorty short short, I can't do bald.
            "They-Who-Were-Google are no longer alone. Now we are all Google."

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              • converge
                No Values Voter
                • Oct 2001
                • 3322
                #19
                Re: Mohawk-Con

                I think renderman would look snazzy with one of yar: http://bit.ly/jzQesq

                Personally, I think an army of Baracus cuts would be appropriate to break in a new hotel: http://bit.ly/Adv3
                if it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud; and I'm gonna go there free.

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                  • DaKahuna
                    Dirty Ol' Man
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 664
                    #20
                    Re: Mohawk-Con

                    You may want to consider a way to pay people NOT to get a mohawk. I mean, while I would not pay $1.00 to see Roamer get his annual mohawk, I might pay $20 to have him not get one.
                    DaKahuna
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                      • TheCotMan
                        *****Retired *****
                        • May 2004
                        • 8857
                        #21
                        Re: Mohawk-Con

                        Originally posted by DaKahuna
                        You may want to consider a way to pay people NOT to get a mohawk. I mean, while I would not pay $1.00 to see Roamer get his annual mohawk, I might pay $20 to have him not get one.
                        Wow! An extortion option. That could be good. If someone does not want a mohawk, they could contribute more than what people have paid to get one, so that both contributions are accepted.

                        M-bay auctions displace ebay.

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                          • renderman
                            Notorious Canadian Hacker
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 1428
                            #22
                            Re: Mohawk-Con

                            Originally posted by TheCotMan
                            Wow! An extortion option. That could be good. If someone does not want a mohawk, they could contribute more than what people have paid to get one, so that both contributions are accepted.

                            M-bay auctions displace ebay.

                            I can see this getting ugly really fast. A part of me likes it, the other part knows I'd be a victim and I'm not sure it's in the budget.
                            Never drink anything larger than your head!





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                              • Chris
                                Great Satan of the East
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 2866
                                #23
                                Re: Mohawk-Con

                                Originally posted by renderman
                                I can see this getting ugly really fast. A part of me likes it, the other part knows I'd be a victim and I'm not sure it's in the budget.
                                I wouldn't stress it too much. This only works if everyone on both sides (pay to get the hawk, paid not to get the hawk) agree. Particularly as regards to paid to get the hawk. For instance, and I could be wrong, I don't think they have printed enough money to get DT to get a mohawk. I tried to convince him a couple of years ago. Tried hard. I just don't see it happening.

                                For instance. A person on whom there is a mohawk bounty would have to set their own price. Like my guess is that DT would set his somewhere around $500,000. No way it's going to happen. Me, I might set the "won't get a mohawk" number at $100 or something equally doable. You could set your mohawk bounty at $50,000. Seems highly unlikely to happen but if it did you'd need to make with the hawk.
                                perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'

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                                  • DaKahuna
                                    Dirty Ol' Man
                                    • Apr 2006
                                    • 664
                                    #24
                                    Re: Mohawk-Con

                                    Great idea roamer! My mohawk bounty is $10,000 .. (better safe than sorry) Not that I have enough hair for a mohawk anyway.
                                    DaKahuna
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                                      • SmittyHalibut
                                        That guy, ya know?
                                        • Aug 2003
                                        • 213
                                        #25
                                        Re: Mohawk-Con

                                        I'd pay GOOD money to see DT in a 'hawk, and I bet others would too. :-)

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                                          • HighWiz
                                            Death
                                            • Jun 2007
                                            • 655
                                            #26
                                            Re: Mohawk-Con

                                            Originally posted by Chris
                                            Me, I might set the "won't get a mohawk" number at $100 or something equally doable.
                                            So your "won't get a mohawk" number is $100?
                                            And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him.

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                                              • Chris
                                                Great Satan of the East
                                                • Oct 2001
                                                • 2866
                                                #27
                                                Re: Mohawk-Con

                                                Originally posted by HighWiz
                                                So your "won't get a mohawk" number is $100?
                                                If they end up doing bounties for no mohawk, then yes. I will set mine at $100 for Hackers for Charity.
                                                perl -e 'print pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'

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                                                  • Deviant Ollam
                                                    Semi-Professional Swearer
                                                    • May 2003
                                                    • 3417
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Mohawk-Con

                                                    could you imagine if the big bounty wall chart allowed the donors to select which direction the line moved with their contribution of money? i could see someone like Renderman getting around 90% of the way there, then asking all his associates to chip in $5 in the opposite direction to stem the tide. Or DT being mere dollars away, then mystery Fed money clinks into the coffer resetting him to zero. (not like the government has that kinda cash to throw around, heh... but funny, none the less)
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                                                      • renakuzar
                                                        Member
                                                        • Oct 2006
                                                        • 14
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Mohawk-Con

                                                        Perhaps the mohawk folks could do beard trims after the unix beard contest was done and earn some extra cash for charity. I could arrive home with a bare chin much more safely than with a shaved head, and others may be in the same boat.

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                                                          • Edw0rd
                                                            Member
                                                            • Jun 2010
                                                            • 5
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Mohawk-Con

                                                            sorry folks, we are not your personal grooming crew. we give mohawks, you give money. that's how it works.

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