Defcon Beer: another quality thread by Jackalope

[DJ Jackalope]

Sooooo if we had access to a brewery,
what would official defcon beer taste like?
(fire-wire!)

i have a full small brewery in my kitchen, but nowhere around where i live sells brew stuff!

jackalope

[bascule]

what would official defcon beer taste like?

Probably like that nasty shit we were chucking around the pool...

[jesse]

probably a dark stout, since that's the most GOTH beer of all.

[Gadsden]

My homebrew, of course! ;)

[Gadsden]

i have a full small brewery in my kitchen, but nowhere around where i live sells brew stuff!

jackalope

Try this place. (www.northernbrewer.com ) They are where I get most of my stuff, and I have always had GREAT luck with thim.

[DJ Jackalope]

Try this place. (www.northernbrewer.com ) They are where I get most of my stuff, and I have always had GREAT luck with thim.

Thanks for the link! I'm SO out of practice, i hope they have like beginner's kits or something.....

dorkalope

[astcell]

Dark Stout, mmmm, hard to find good ones these days.

[yankee]

My homebrew, of course! ;)

Have to go with Che on this one. His Russian Stout kicks ass.

[ripshy]

Probably like that nasty shit we were chucking around the pool...

That was a good burn though.

Well, we have a few months to experiment. THis could even become a new contest...

[pezz]

You have it all wrong... defcon beer should be very sweet and fizzy, It should taste exactly like soda pop. There should not even be a hint of alcohol in the taste. Although the alcohol content should be around 10 to 20 percent.

No one will know it is beer until it is too late and they are fuked.

Trojan beer

[jesse]

why, so we can have another dumb teenage girl pound down an entire case of it and cry because she's alcohol sick?

[DJ Jackalope]

why, so we can have another dumb teenage girl pound down an entire case of it and cry because she's alcohol sick?

uh jesse,
before you speak about occurances at defcon, get the facts straight. sorry guy.

jackalope

[DJ Jackalope]

**Jackalope is currently trying to make beerwars a reality through all the right channels**

[Gadsden]

Have to go with Che on this one. His Russian Stout kicks ass.

Thanks, Yankee.
I really would like to bring more to the con next year, but getting it there is a major problem. I took 12 bottles of beer and 1 bottle of mead this year, and it was a pain in the ass to lag around the airports. Shipping it would cost a mint. Any suggestions?

[DJ Jackalope]

Thanks, Yankee.
I really would like to bring more to the con next year, but getting it there is a major problem. I took 12 bottles of beer and 1 bottle of mead this year, and it was a pain in the ass to lag around the airports. Shipping it would cost a mint. Any suggestions?

hm well if shipping would cost a mint...
how about rent out AP rooms like a couple weeks ahead of time and brew the beer there?

lope

thats GOTTA be cheeper in the long run...really...