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    article on /. http://slashdot.org/articles/03/12/0...tid=158&tid=99 make for a fun read...

    'Interviewing With an Intelligence Agency (or, A Funny thing Happened on the Way to Fort Meade)'
    http://www.fas.org/irp/eprint/nsa-interview.pdf
    attachment is a PDF if you don't want it to load in your browser via plugin right click and download

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    Originally posted by neKrobit
    article on /. http://slashdot.org/articles/03/12/0...tid=158&tid=99 make for a fun read...

    'Interviewing With an Intelligence Agency (or, A Funny thing Happened on the Way to Fort Meade)'
    http://www.fas.org/irp/eprint/nsa-interview.pdf
    attachment is a PDF if you don't want it to load in your browser via plugin right click and download

    you can download and use adobe reader:
    http://www.adobe.com/products/acrobat/readstep2.html

    NSA a bunch of Pussies
    DIA Losers to the extreme
    FBI Whores, whores I say!
    ATF "Jack Booted Thugs"
    DEA pot smoking rejects who need to goto detox
    DHS a gaggle of queers
    State/Local LEO the minions of Saurman
    CIA bastards of the cold war
    NASA Hornswagglers and Vermicious Knids

    That should do it for now. This also includes contractors of said agencies

    Oh, and the guy who wrote the article probably was a secret militia interloper.
    Last edited by ; December 5, 2003, 12:28.

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    • #3
      ...DHS a gaggle of queers...

      So you approve of those guys then? :>

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      • #4
        Originally posted by astcell
        ...DHS a gaggle of queers...

        So you approve of those guys then? :>

        They're F A B U L O U S

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        • #5
          Be sure to go here when you get a chance for more stories.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by astcell
            Be sure to go here when you get a chance for more stories.
            Do you have a favorite?

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            • #7
              There are too many to choose from!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by astcell
                There are too many to choose from!

                If only elected officals had to deal with the same scrutiny.

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                • #9
                  Ain't that the truth!!!

                  Of course we all know the standards for choosing Defcon Goons are much much higher than anything the NSA can throw at them! :>

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by astcell
                    Ain't that the truth!!!

                    Of course we all know the standards for choosing Defcon Goons are much much higher than anything the NSA can throw at them! :>

                    Yea, and we all know that if you apply to be a Goon and you don't pass the background check that instead of saying have a nice day, they terminate you. For this reason, we will never see an article written on this process.

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                    • #11
                      Explains why I never here anyone say, "I wanted to be a goon but they thought I drank too much..."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by highwizard
                        NSA a bunch of Pussies
                        DIA Losers to the extreme
                        FBI Whores, whores I say!
                        ATF "Jack Booted Thugs"
                        DEA pot smoking rejects who need to goto detox
                        DHS a gaggle of queers
                        State/Local LEO the minions of Saurman
                        CIA bastards of the cold war
                        NASA Hornswagglers and Vermicious Knids
                        You forget the newest TLA, NGA (formerly NIMA).

                        What I really want to know is how their cafeterias compare.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by murakami
                          You forget the newest TLA, NGA (formerly NIMA).

                          What I really want to know is how their cafeterias compare.
                          Perhaps I will make a more complete list later.

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                          • #14
                            Here's a primer for the newbies.

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                            • #15
                              Interesting note. My (now) as of late Development manager just jumped ship to the DOJ. On his last day of work at the company, 3 'agents' arrived to do 'suprise' interviews with random people in the office (I was not picked). They asked questions like "has he ever lied?" very ambiguosly. Who doesn't lie? But like all g-man questions, it probalbly had a hidden meaning.
                              "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

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