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  • pezz
    Unconfirmed Email
    • Jan 2003
    • 736

    #46
    Originally posted by astcell
    I contend that standing on one lead of four 9v batteries in series, with the other lead in the toilet, would do nothing noticeable. Four 9v batteries on skin would not be noticed.

    Forget it, I don't want to go into details here...
    ;) Thank you.

    Originally posted by Mr. Peabody
    If you think this is uneventful, try taking 4 9v batteries, putting the connector caps on them and tying all 4 black and all 4 red wires togeather. Wrap the black wire around your sweaty nuts (if you have any) and piss on the tip of the red wire and tell me how it feels.
    Strangely this turns me on....

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    • Gadsden
      Goon
      • Jul 2002
      • 1241

      #47
      Originally posted by pezz
      ;) Thank you.



      Strangely this turns me on....
      Pezz... you REALLY worry me sometimes..
      Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

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      • astcell
        Human Rights Issuer
        • Oct 2001
        • 7512

        #48
        For the Scavenger Hunt, Pezz at 20 sweet'n'low packets. I think this next time she'll be eating 9v batteries. :>

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        • octalpus
          Official Forum Bitch
          • Oct 2001
          • 1724

          #49
          Originally posted by astcell
          For the Scavenger Hunt, Pezz at 20 sweet'n'low packets. I think this next time she'll be eating 9v batteries. :>
          Let us not forget, I was the first one to do that at DC 10. I got the point value greatly increased for it, too. AND I did it sober. AND on an empty stomach (probably a good idea, that).
          the fresh princess of 1338

          What did I do to make you think I give a shit?

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          • astcell
            Human Rights Issuer
            • Oct 2001
            • 7512

            #50
            Originally posted by octalpus
            Let us not forget, I was the first one to do that at DC 10. I got the point value greatly increased for it, too. AND I did it sober. AND on an empty stomach (probably a good idea, that).
            You should get points for being sober at Defcon.

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            • simple3
              gcounter style
              • Jan 2002
              • 249

              #51
              Originally posted by astcell
              You should get points for being sober at Defcon.
              NO!!! No points for ruining everyone elses fun at defcon.

              --simple3

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              • pezz
                Unconfirmed Email
                • Jan 2003
                • 736

                #52
                Originally posted by octalpus
                Let us not forget, I was the first one to do that at DC 10. I got the point value greatly increased for it, too. AND I did it sober. AND on an empty stomach (probably a good idea, that).
                Sober is probably the best way. Chasing it with beer is really really bad....This is high on my list of things to forget and/or regret.....higher, perhaps than some of the men I may have slept with.
                It's all fun and and games till somebody gets hurt...

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                • ck3k
                  thoughtcriminal
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 1350

                  #53
                  Originally posted by pezz
                  Sober is probably the best way. Chasing it with beer is really really bad....This is high on my list of things to forget and/or regret.....higher, perhaps than some of the men I may have slept with.
                  It's all fun and and games till somebody gets hurt...
                  so your saying that night ment nothing to you! :(
                  ~:CK:~
                  I would like to meet a 1 to keep my 0 company.

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                  • pezz
                    Unconfirmed Email
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 736

                    #54
                    Originally posted by ck3k
                    so your saying that night ment nothing to you! :(
                    Don't act like I didn't make that perfectly clear ahead of time. You knew the WHOLE time......You even knew about it when I made you wear that diaper, suck your thumb, and call Kelvin mommy.

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                    • murakami
                      Member
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 700

                      #55
                      Originally posted by pezz
                      Don't act like I didn't make that perfectly clear ahead of time. You knew the WHOLE time......You even knew about it when I made you wear that diaper, suck your thumb, and call Kelvin mommy.
                      Got pictures? Post them if you got them! :D

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                      • highwizard

                        #56
                        Originally posted by murakami
                        Got pictures? Post them if you got them! :D

                        Sometimes I think you people are kinkier then me.... Then I look in my closet and remember why I am the king of kinky.

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                        • astcell
                          Human Rights Issuer
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 7512

                          #57
                          Originally posted by highwizard
                          Sometimes I think you people are kinkier then me.... Then I look in my closet and remember why I am the king of kinky.
                          Stop staring in the full length mirror.

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                          • pezz
                            Unconfirmed Email
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 736

                            #58
                            Originally posted by murakami
                            Got pictures? Post them if you got them! :D
                            Ask and ye shall receive.....
                            Attached Files

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                            • Siviak
                              Cerebral Terrorist
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 1013

                              #59
                              you know.. I just got done reading this entire thread.. and I was going to post a witty response... but now.. having seen it all... I will leave it with "yikes"
                              If I had a nickle for every time someone offered me ten cents to keep my two cents to myself... I would be a rich man.

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                              • lil_freak
                                Innocent and Cute
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 808

                                #60
                                Originally posted by pezz
                                Ask and ye shall receive.....
                                Some things are best left alone in the closet where they belong.
                                "It is difficult not to wonder whether that combination of elements which produces a machine for labor does not create also a soul of sorts, a dull resentful metallic will, which can rebel at times". Pearl S. Buck

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