If anybody needs any help or info about Las Vegas let me know I live here and attend every year.
If anybody needs any help or info about Las Vegas let me know I live here and attend
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Sorry, the position of Official Las Vegas Tour Guide has already been filled. Siviak is cuter, wittier, and has a stronger liver.Originally posted by hax0rIf anybody needs any help or info about Las Vegas let me know I live here and attend every year.the fresh princess of 1338
What did I do to make you think I give a shit?Comment
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Would that be in the original container or in a newer, slightly more organic, one?Originally posted by TwinVegaJust give me your money, I'll go buy it for you, and bring it back for no charge....
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For a second it seemed like you were talking about Siviak's liver... Then I read the quote.Originally posted by Voltage SpikeWould that be in the original container or in a newer, slightly more organic, one?
Sounded better about his liver.We own everything so you don't have to!Comment
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nope.. Siviak is still running an internal liver.... but who knows what the future holds... and yes I am the $Las_Vegas_Host_Entity and have been for some time.. I am more than happy to accept help.. or even to shun the entire responsibility off on to you .... seriously.. but you will need:
1 spare liver
a snazzy haircut (that will be changing not time soon BTWHW)
a house that sleeps 15
an unbelievable mind for logistics
a degree in abnormal psych
3 sets 4-point restraints
1 straight jacket (some bring their own but it is nice to have a spare)
2 set handcuff keys (I have no idea where they go)
and a 27 passenger mini bus with handicapped access (I'm still working on that one... but it's only a matter of time )
... I don't make the rules man
If I had a nickle for every time someone offered me ten cents to keep my two cents to myself... I would be a rich man.Comment
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fuck all .. man you're tellin me.. oh yeah.. and I forgot the ball gags.. you gotta have a GRIP of those thingsOriginally posted by hax0rToo much responsabilityIf I had a nickle for every time someone offered me ten cents to keep my two cents to myself... I would be a rich man.Comment
..don't come back...
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