Rum0rzz

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • hackajar
    Contest Goon / Vegas 2.0
    • Jul 2003
    • 1255

    #31
    Originally posted by TheCotMan
    Revolver (how many rounds?), semi-automatic (is a round in the chamber?), or automatic (is it fed and cocked? extended-clips)?
    That would be a Revolver.

    please refer to The Big Lebowski for further details
    "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

    Comment

    • TheCotMan
      *****Retired *****
      • May 2004
      • 8857

      #32
      Originally posted by hackajar
      That would be a Revolver.

      please refer to The Big Lebowski for further details
      Cohen brothers have good films, though this is one of 3 that I do not yet own. I don't remember the line though; I guess I will have to watch it again.

      In another rumor, I heard that DefCon will be moved from city to city because so many people have requested it.

      Comment

      • bascule
        omgpwnies!
        • Jul 2003
        • 1946

        #33
        I heard I have to take a UA to get a badge. Guess I won't be coming.
        45 5F E1 04 22 CA 29 C4 93 3F 95 05 2B 79 2A B0
        45 5F E1 04 22 CA 29 C4 93 3F 95 05 2B 79 2A B1
        [ redacted ]

        Comment

        • Deviant Ollam
          Semi-Professional Swearer
          • May 2003
          • 3417

          #34
          Originally posted by bascule
          I heard I have to take a UA to get a badge. Guess I won't be coming.
          UA? a term i'm not familiar with. Urinary Analysis? Unauthorized Ass-raping?
          "I'll admit I had an OiNK account and frequented it quite often… What made OiNK a great place was that it was like the world's greatest record store… iTunes kind of feels like Sam Goody to me. I don't feel cool when I go there. I'm tired of seeing John Mayer's face pop up. I feel like I'm being hustled when I visit there, and I don't think their product is that great. DRM, low bit rate, etc... OiNK it existed because it filled a void of what people want."
          - Trent Reznor

          Comment

          • CP99
            Fuck you, Orange Pants.
            • Apr 2005
            • 331

            #35
            Originally posted by Deviant Ollam
            UA? a term i'm not familiar with. Urinary Analysis? Unauthorized Ass-raping?

            I think it is urine analysis, that would make sense.

            Comment

            • hackajar
              Contest Goon / Vegas 2.0
              • Jul 2003
              • 1255

              #36
              Originally posted by CP99
              I think it is urine analysis, that would make sense.
              What's the best nation in the world? Urination!
              "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

              Comment

              • TheCotMan
                *****Retired *****
                • May 2004
                • 8857

                #37
                Originally posted by hackajar
                What's the best nation in the world? Urination!
                European?? Ok. Finnish!

                Comment

                • Gadsden
                  Goon
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 1241

                  #38
                  Originally posted by CP99
                  If I see jesus on the way there, ill pick him up, Make sure we have plenty of water at the con.
                  Only if we can get him to change it to beer this time.. wine is not great for con.

                  Actually, you missed Jesus.. he was there last year with his posse.
                  Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

                  Comment

                  • renderman
                    Notorious Canadian Hacker
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 1428

                    #39
                    Originally posted by che
                    Only if we can get him to change it to beer this time.. wine is not great for con.

                    Actually, you missed Jesus.. he was there last year with his posse.
                    Don't forget his walk on appearance at shmoocon:

                    http://www.renderlab.net/gallery/Shmoocon-05/IMG_0277
                    Never drink anything larger than your head!





                    Comment

                    • CP99
                      Fuck you, Orange Pants.
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 331

                      #40
                      Originally posted by renderman
                      Don't forget his walk on appearance at shmoocon:

                      http://www.renderlab.net/gallery/Shmoocon-05/IMG_0277

                      whos nipple is that? its rufus! the 13 apostle, only hes white . couldnt help it

                      Comment

                      • allentrace
                        Sarcasm Intended
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 516

                        #41
                        Originally posted by TheCotMan
                        loose def gun -> handgun
                        Revolver (how many rounds?), semi-automatic (is a round in the chamber?), or automatic (is it fed and cocked? extended-clips)?

                        Or are we talking a SAW, or something like a howitzer?
                        Gods gonna own you all. Get It.... Seriously Do You Get it?
                        Did Everquest teach you that?

                        Comment

                        • TheCotMan
                          *****Retired *****
                          • May 2004
                          • 8857

                          #42
                          Originally posted by allentrace
                          Gods gonna own you all. Get It.... Seriously Do You Get it?
                          I hope not. Is it contagious? :-)

                          Another rumor: "The Alexis Park is going to be demolished so they can make a new hotel... so, is DefCon is cancelled?"

                          Comment

                          • astcell
                            Human Rights Issuer
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 7512

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Xodia
                            I heard some crazy rumor that Jesus Christ himself would be coming again at this years Defcon? Is it true?
                            He better have $80 like everyone else.

                            Comment

                            • Floydr47
                              Minor Oilfield God
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 320

                              #44
                              Originally posted by astcell
                              He better have $80 like everyone else.
                              It's right in the Defcon Rulebook, "In God We Trust...all others must pay cash".
                              I enjoy talking to myself...it's usually the only intelligent conversations I get to have.

                              Comment

                              • humperdink
                                Head Wrangler of the Drunkenwhores
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 20

                                #45
                                i heard that the drunkenwhores are going to pay off the budweiser girls to walk around giving everyone free bud, and handjobs...

                                Comment

                                Working...