How will you Die? (pruned from url you can't live without)

[enigma]

"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body."

...sounds super...

[Samurai Drifter]

Heh, following Ridirich's idea... "Samurai Drifter"-

"While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys."

...Well then. I guess that's that.

[SlackJaw]

You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk.

This is fitting for an idiot who calls himself SlackJaw. But my alter ego Mr Dick Gozinya will go like this : While using a chainsaw to help your friend cut down a tree, you slip and sever your leg. You die from rapid blood loss.

Now most of the folks who know me, affectionately call me "jackass," who shall die in this manner: Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.

Now that's the ticket.....

[Red Squirrel]

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw."

Hmm, we need scientific evidence to see if this way of committing suicide even works, since you would think before you get deep enough you would get too weak to continue cutting and just faint. I want to know for sure before I try it.

:D

[Samurai Drifter]

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw."

Hmm, we need scientific evidence to see if this way of committing suicide even works, since you would think before you get deep enough you would get too weak to continue cutting and just faint. I want to know for sure before I try it.

:D

MythBusters, anyone?
"In this episode, Jamie will attempt to commit suicide with a hacksaw."

[bascule]

According to alt.rec.suicide, the best way to kill yourself is by breathing in helium until you pass out, at which point you will unconsciously suffocate and die.

[grimnocturnal]

You get impaled by large shards of glass falling from a high window above you.
Damn Cheap Glass:)

[beakmyn]

"You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later."

I hate squirrels.

Let it be said that the Tards will die a fitting death:

"While in the school bathroom, a classmate beats you to death with a backpack full of books. Your bloody body isn't noticed for hours"

[theprez98]

Lurking for a while have you? Good to see you here.

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[xgermx]

While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.
....at least I get a last meal.

[Ridirich]

Disgusting just doesn't seem to sum that up.

[Red Squirrel]

Guess when you're hungry anything looks good. Just block your nose and pretend it's fudge. Mmmmm. don't mind the flies.

[Siviak]

Siviak yeilded "Your body is cut into pieces when large shards of broken glass fall from a window far above your head."

a bit strange but I got this when I did my real name
"After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly."

[mfreeck]

Siviak yeilded "Your body is cut into pieces when large shards of broken glass fall from a window far above your head."

I've been watching this thread, and so far no one has had the one I got, which was something like "you will die in the height of mind-blowing sex, just before orgasm."

[astcell]

I've been watching this thread, and so far no one has had the one I got, which was something like "you will die in the height of mind-blowing sex, just before orgasm."

With that definition, some of us would never die. ;-)