Drunken Whores

[blackwave]

So like if some group smoked a lot af DC they could be called the Flaming Whores? :)

[noid]

But I'm not sure that having a bunch of drunk guys running anything for the con is a good thing. hahah

Then what, exactly, will me, you and Chris be doing instead this year?


P.S. I'm a member of the Drunken Whores too..but dont tell anyone..

[astcell]

Okay if I wanna become a drunken whore what will it do for my resume/income/sex life/career, h4x0r abilities....

[noid]

Okay if I wanna become a drunken whore what will it do for my resume/income/sex life/career, h4x0r abilities....

nothing good, thats for sure..I can guarantee you will gain weight though..

[Grifter]

Weight Gain

I can guarantee you will gain weight though..

Humperdink is living proof, he is not a small boy.

[skroo]

Originally posted by noid


nothing good, thats for sure..I can guarantee you will gain weight though..

Yah... Before I was a Drunkenwhore, ,I weighed 163lbs.... Now I weigh 168, and everything looks like butter to me.

[astcell]

Heck I gain weight with every new USB device I install. Not many geeks have trouble gaining weight. I guess we are all Drunken Whores under the skin.

[blackwave]

Originally posted by astcell
Not many geeks have trouble gaining weight.

I think we should form a break-out session where we actively design a new type of chair that would help use lose weight without ANY effort from the user/sitter... we can call this IT][, aka thinway. ;)

[russ]

So What?

There are John Birch society members everywhere too. And Democrats! And child molesting Catholic priests.

Let's not mistake "everywhere" for "respectable".

Originally posted by boogah
The bad thing is Drunken Whores are everywhere. The guy next to you in line to get a red bull may be one... The guy checking your badge at the door may be one too... Hell, I may be one.

Reguardless, not everyone is blatant about their affiliations. And even tho I've tilted my hand, others may not.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to be a Drunken Whore.

[boogah]

Re: So What?

Originally posted by russ
Let's not mistake "everywhere" for "respectable".

Oh shit... Don't get me wrong Russ, I never wanted to make DW seem "respectable". Fuck no. If we get that way it's time to quit...

[russ]

Re: Re: So What?

hahah, ok. Well, just so it's on record... I like the DW. Just not sure they should do anything except consume alcohol at DC. haha

Originally posted by boogah


Oh shit... Don't get me wrong Russ, I never wanted to make DW seem "respectable". Fuck no. If we get that way it's time to quit...

[astcell]

I wonder if the DWs would be allowed at Defcon. I mean, Las Vegas disallowed Mike Tyson from their town because they have standards.

So what are the r00lz for being a DW? Any standards of conduct? Initiation rites? Dues?

[humperdink]

what what what?????

this post goes out to all the people who want to know what it takes to be a drunkenwhore...

we are having auditions august 2nd-4th in las vegas, impress us....

anyone who would like to see a drunkenwhores hacker jepordary panel please petition DT at con.... i promise to bring in some heavy hitters....

[russ]

Re: what what what?????

YEA! Maybe we'll get to see you puke again... that was great! Very impressive!

<smirk>

Originally posted by humperdink
this post goes out to all the people who want to know what it takes to be a drunkenwhore...

we are having auditions august 2nd-4th in las vegas, impress us....

anyone who would like to see a drunkenwhores hacker jepordary panel please petition DT at con.... i promise to bring in some heavy hitters....

[astcell]

Impress the drunkenwhores?

Juast what impresses a drunken whore? Something tells me a college degree, MCSE, A+ and CNE are not what drunkenwhores look for. The only drunken whores I ever knew were only interested in $50 bills, Mad Dog 2020, cigarettes, and spermacidal foam.