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  • HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

    Ugh

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HaXXXor

    I can't figure out if it'd be better to request it be deleted or to try to vandalize it
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  • #2
    Re: HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

    One vote for vandalism, and a hint. Register temporary accounts when you vandalize, because otherwise if you get banned they'll do it by IP.

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    • #3
      Re: HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

      a few minor changes made. chances are they won't last... but we'll see.
      "I'll admit I had an OiNK account and frequented it quite often… What made OiNK a great place was that it was like the world's greatest record store… iTunes kind of feels like Sam Goody to me. I don't feel cool when I go there. I'm tired of seeing John Mayer's face pop up. I feel like I'm being hustled when I visit there, and I don't think their product is that great. DRM, low bit rate, etc... OiNK it existed because it filled a void of what people want."
      - Trent Reznor

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      • #4
        Re: HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

        I say we subtly mock the author through a series of changes.

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        • #5
          Re: HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

          Ugh. Those people are such fucking tools.

          I return whatever i wish . Its called FREEDOWM OF RANDOMNESS IN A HECK . CLUSTERED DEFEATED CORn FORUM . Welcome to me

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          • #6
            Re: HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

            heh, i started out with a couple of one-word additions here and there (mentioning that the movies were exceedingly low budget, and hawked shamelessly at defcon, etc) but then got more creative.

            i added this (funny but rather true) factoid about the first film...
            First made available at DefCon 11, this DVD was almost immediately ripped and pirated by nearly half of the individuals present. On more than one occasion, HaXXXor girls grew visibly angered when DefCon attendees approached and asked for them to "autograph their movie" often holding out a Sharpie marker and a disc of recorded media. At least once, one of the actresses snapped such a disc in half and took a swing at the person making the request.
            i don't know if the film was actually copied by half the people there... but by day #2 there were just stacks and stacks of copies sitting on random tables... more than enough for half the people there.
            "I'll admit I had an OiNK account and frequented it quite often… What made OiNK a great place was that it was like the world's greatest record store… iTunes kind of feels like Sam Goody to me. I don't feel cool when I go there. I'm tired of seeing John Mayer's face pop up. I feel like I'm being hustled when I visit there, and I don't think their product is that great. DRM, low bit rate, etc... OiNK it existed because it filled a void of what people want."
            - Trent Reznor

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            • #7
              Re: HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

              Originally posted by Deviant Ollam View Post
              i don't know if the film was actually copied by half the people there... but by day #2 there were just stacks and stacks of copies sitting on random tables... more than enough for half the people there.
              What I thought was so funny about the whole thing was that a friend of mine actually bought the DVD for shock value and went up with the retail package and asked them to autograph it. During the autograph he took one of the girls' picture. She got really indignant about it, even after he mentioned that he just spent $40 on a DVD with her on it. Guess you don't get any points for being legit either.
              Aut disce aut discede

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              • #8
                Re: HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

                man, i wanted to punch one of those girls in her floppy.
                "Haters, gonna hate"

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                • #9
                  Re: HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

                  That's awesome .. now we just need someone to inject a good text about them getting kicked out of the conference for being a bunch of douches.
                  if it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud; and I'm gonna go there free.

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                  • #10
                    Re: HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

                    Originally posted by converge View Post
                    That's awesome .. now we just need someone to inject a good text about them getting kicked out of the conference for being a bunch of douches.
                    This old thread should provide plenty of material:
                    https://forum.defcon.org/showthread.php?t=4388
                    Thorn
                    "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." - Catherine Aird

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                    • #11
                      Re: HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

                      Yeah, I vandalized it quite a bit

                      While some would consider this movie pornography, it doesn't meet the John Waters definition, which is something you can masturbate to.
                      The title of this volume is particularly ironic as no one in their right mind could get an erection from watching it. The movie earned a Flaccid Award for "Worst Use of a Dildo".
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                      • #12
                        Re: HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

                        holy shit you guys. that one almost got pee on the keyboard.
                        if it gets me nowhere, I'll go there proud; and I'm gonna go there free.

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                        • #13
                          Re: HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

                          I remember seeing part of that in the middle of the night on DCTV and going WTF?
                          The one doing nmap wasn't *that* bad looking <ducking>

                          Al
                          "Are my pants...threatening you?"

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                          • #14
                            Re: HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

                            If anyone cares, after much of the vandalism was reverted, I decided to just request deletion of the article. If you wish to opine, you can do so here:

                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...letion/Haxxxor
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                            • #15
                              Re: HaXXXoR in Wikipedia

                              First made available at DefCon 11, this DVD was almost immediately ripped and pirated by nearly half of the individuals present. On more than one occasion, HaXXXor girls grew visibly angered when DefCon attendees approached and asked for them to "autograph their movie" often holding out a Sharpie marker and a disc of recorded media. At least once, one of the actresses snapped such a disc in half and took a swing at the person making the request.
                              I must be a wiki nazi, but I would probably tag that comment as "Citations Needed".

                              Made a vote for "delete" all the same. This does not meet wiki notibility criteria.

                              P.S. nMap chick was the only hot one (in comparison) at best in the flix.
                              "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

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