Recent Events - Airplane Bathroom Cameras

[shrdlu]

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shrdlu:
You want to be safe? Build a room, line it with cotton batting, and hire someone to spoon feed you baby food for the rest of your life. Just quit trying to protect ME. I don't want it.

i love you and i love this statement. may i quote you on it at some time in the future?

Aw, I love you too.

Go right ahead, and thanks for the compliment. I've been saying this for fifty years. Yes, seriously. Fifty. Since I was twelve.

[Deviant Ollam]

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It is now confirmed... on a number of international flights inbound to the US there are restrictions limiting passengers to NO carry-on luggage... puke-inducing link

(side note - do we want to consider renaming this topic to something more general, like "New Air Travel Security Measures" since it's becoming a really broad topic with a lot of important discussion?)

What is kinda funny here is that they are still allowing "purses" and fuck knows i'm plenty confident in my manliness to call just about anything a "purse" if i can have my laptop, headphone case (which has my MP3 player), and a few books with me on the flight.

There's also the issue of cargo pants and/or coats. I mean, a heavy winter coat is just too goddamn bulky to pack in most luggage and, what's more, you need it with you in cold climates (for boarding flights via a tarmac staircase or just in case of emergency evacuation of an airport). One can easily store just about as much in all those pockets as would be possible in a typical carry-on bag, i'd think.

As Bruce Schneier pointed out on The Rachel Maddow Show last night, these newest measures are going to punch square in the gut of airlines' real bread and butter... business travelers. And that has the potential to finally kick some of the stupid out of the system. But i wouldn't count on it right away.

Heh, my "Flying With Fireams as a Way to Lock Your Bags" talk is looking all the more relevant, eh? (I'll be presenting an updated and even more info-packed version of this talk at QuahogCon in late April... who else is coming to that event in Rhode Island?

[AgentDarkApple]

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What is kinda funny here is that they are still allowing "purses"

Great, now the next big trend will be female terrorists with exploding tampons

[streaker69]

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Great, now the next big trend will be female terrorists with exploding tampons

Nah, not enough mass there to cause damage unless you're hauling an entire case of them.

But to quote one of my favorite parts of Fight Club:

Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...

I'd be more concerned about exploding dildos.

[sintax_error]

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Great, now the next big trend will be female terrorists with exploding tampons

Well, this dipshit is being referred to as "The Crotch Bomber"... Seriously, restricting carry on luggage has a null effect on safety in any way shape or form. Look at it like an ongoing network audit; a hole is discovered and exploited. Hole gets plugged, what do you do? You find an alternate hole (go ahead, giggle). So what happens now? If carry on bags, electronics, water, my damn shampoo, etc. are banned, what's to stop the next bunghole from sneaking something on board in as Deviant mentioned in a coat, cargo pants, purse, etc? Will I have to check my wallet next time I fly? What about my watch? I'm sure one could MacGyver something out of a small amount of material and an average sized time piece. These restrictions are simply reactionary, and will do no good at protecting anyone, they will simply cause people to only fly when absolutely needed.

What these new, and past restrictions are doing is plugging a small hole with a large patch every time a new one is exploited. Rather than blowing every breach way out of proportion, would it not be more economical to simply patch holes before they are exploited? Both infrastructure and business wise, thinking of and securing vulnerabilities in airline security before some ass monkey finds it would be a hell of a lot cheaper than this after the fact, cover our ass and hope people believe we're doing something worth while shit.

[Deviant Ollam]

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Maybe it's time (either in this thread or a new thread... which is best?) for folk to have something i encourage once in a while... a "if i were in charge it would be this way" session. As with all things (and i'm certain CotMan will keep a watchful eye on this) be mindful of the tenor of your discussion if we opt for that mental exercise. Getting into matters of "such and such system should be in place" can tread very close to "there outta be a law!" which is a hair's breath away from too political if people get fired up in their words.

Still... like a two-year-old with the Playmobil TSA Screener Set, how would you arrange all the various pieces of the airport security system for maximum efficacy with minimum cost and intrusion?

Heh, the above example is often really helpful... imagine yourself with little modular "people" and "technologies" that you could spread out on the kitchen table, and arrange a path for the little Playmobil traveler to get through to his or her plane. How does the Playmobil terrorist get stopped? How should it all work, in your ideal world?

[Thorn]

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There's also the issue of cargo pants ...

... what's to stop the next bunghole from sneaking something on board in as Deviant mentioned in a coat, cargo pants, purse, etc? ...

I routinely wear black BDU cargo pants, mainly because I like the extra pockets and find jeans uncomfortable. Back in August I was patted down by the TSA merely because I was wearing them. The TSA supervisor pointed at me (specifically at my thigh pocket) as I was unloading the pocket for the X-ray machine, and had me pulled aside.

Edit: By the way, and professionally speaking, it was a lousy frisk. I could have had sizable weapons in at least four areas of my body, and the guy who patted me down would have missed them. He concentrated on my pockets and the sides of my waist. He skipped my crotch, the inside of my thighs, ankles, butt, and back. It was strictly theater, and it was piss-poor acting on his part.

[AgentDarkApple]

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imagine yourself with little modular "people" and "technologies" that you could spread out on the kitchen table, and arrange a path for the little Playmobil traveler to get through to his or her plane. How does the Playmobil terrorist get stopped? How should it all work, in your ideal world?

I like this idea, and I will probably come back with suggestions once I analyze it a bit.

BUT...even if we were able to eradicate the presence of weapons and explosives on an airplane, what would keep the terrorists or other mischievous individuals from finding a loophole and using some form of martial arts or improvising by using something else as a weapon? I have seen and heard about instances in which terrorists or gang members jacked up their adrenaline by taking drugs and were able to keep fighting even when they were being shot up. The other option is that the terrorists will give up on blowing up planes and find an alternative means of attack. After all, attacking planes might be the current M.O., but even some serial killers have had to change their M.O. to avoid capture. I assume most of you are well-read enough to know that terrorist strategy generally involves "the biggest bang for the buck" in that they want to kill or destroy as much as they can without having to spend a lot of money on the attack and while using the least number of people possible to carry out the attack directly. Why wait to get on the plane and kill 70ish people when someone can walk right into the airport with a case full of explosives and set it off inside the airport, killing hundreds of people without ever having to pass through a checkpoint. I would not be surprised if they turn to massacring people in crowded shopping malls, working as janitors or lunch ladies at a school then killing massive amounts of innocent children, etc.

[shrdlu]

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Maybe it's time (either in this thread or a new thread... which is best?) for folk to have something i encourage once in a while... a "if i were in charge it would be this way" session....

How should it all work, in your ideal world?

Be careful what you wish for.

I would fire all the TSA folk. Every damned one of them. Even the ones that have been nice, and helpful... Gone. X-Ray machines? Gone. Stupid rules about tickets must have your name on them, and you can't sell someone your seat, and so on? Gone. You get the idea.

Back in the day of planes being hijacked to Cuba, and of travelers with poor health buying insurance policies, and then blowing up the plane mid-air (it happened a couple of times, at least, that I recall), there were none of the crazy security theater measures that we have now, and yet very few (if any) people worried about being blown out of the sky. I admit that the collective IQ in the world seems to have dropped 20 points in the past 20 years, but I think there's still time to return to less stupid, more thinking.

So? What do we do about the crotch cretin and his ilk? It's pretty simple, and I know, for sure, that I'll be preaching to the choir, but here it is. Lose the political correctness that has beset us in this. Focus on those people who really seem to have a chip on their shoulder, and who really mean to do us harm, and quit pretending that Ray Charles needs to be singled out for special screening (I was there, before you think that's an exaggeration.

The father of this boy did his damndest to tell us, and somebody's head will roll over this (but never the right somebody, as we know). The crazy shooter in TX was a known problem. Same story. Enough with the PC. There are plenty of good decent folk in this country that just happen to be muslim, and a few crazies that should stand out like sore thumbs, if we weren't so busy bending backwards on the "don't want to offend" rule.

Actually, what I've just said can be construed as political, but it's the only solution that's really going to work. I used to like flying. I'd like to like it again.

[streaker69]

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Be careful what you wish for.

I would fire all the TSA folk. Every damned one of them. Even the ones that have been nice, and helpful... Gone. X-Ray machines? Gone. Stupid rules about tickets must have your name on them, and you can't sell someone your seat, and so on? Gone. You get the idea.

Back in the day of planes being hijacked to Cuba, and of travelers with poor health buying insurance policies, and then blowing up the plane mid-air (it happened a couple of times, at least, that I recall), there were none of the crazy security theater measures that we have now, and yet very few (if any) people worried about being blown out of the sky. I admit that the collective IQ in the world seems to have dropped 20 points in the past 20 years, but I think there's still time to return to less stupid, more thinking.

So? What do we do about the crotch cretin and his ilk? It's pretty simple, and I know, for sure, that I'll be preaching to the choir, but here it is. Lose the political correctness that has beset us in this. Focus on those people who really seem to have a chip on their shoulder, and who really mean to do us harm, and quit pretending that Ray Charles needs to be singled out for special screening (I was there, before you think that's an exaggeration.

The father of this boy did his damndest to tell us, and somebody's head will roll over this (but never the right somebody, as we know). The crazy shooter in TX was a known problem. Same story. Enough with the PC. There are plenty of good decent folk in this country that just happen to be muslim, and a few crazies that should stand out like sore thumbs, if we weren't so busy bending backwards on the "don't want to offend" rule.

Actually, what I've just said can be construed as political, but it's the only solution that's really going to work. I used to like flying. I'd like to like it again.

I couldn't agree with you more on this. So far this is what I heard:

• He was allowed on the flight without a passport
• He had a one way ticket
• The ticket was paid for in cash
• He had no luggage
• He had no carry on

Even with all those issues, he was not pulled aside for secondary screening, he was allowed to board. WTF!?! How is one allowed to board an international flight without a friggen passport?

I think I posted this before, but when we were in Hawaii we were waiting for an inter-island flight from Maui to Oahu and ended up talking to the people sitting with us in line. She worked for an airline and always purchased 1 way tickets, so they said they always got pulled aside for secondary screening. Sure enough, when it came time to board, they were, and they almost didn't get a seat on the plane since inter-island flights are about the same as a city bus, once it's full they close the plane.

How did this mutt even get on the plane? Nothing is going to change if the people doing the job aren't doing it. PC crap be damned.

[Deviant Ollam]

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Well, since it seems like we're doing this here in the current thread, i suppose i'll lay down my own thoughts on the process. Heh, while i'm not as TSA-averse as shrdlu, i do think they are a big part of the problem and cannot be the "core" component of any new solution we roll out... the public simply has too much distrust and contempt for them.

So, how would it work if i were in charge? Well...

1. Airport Arrival

I am an absolute fascist about how people should behave curbside at airports. I have all my gear in the truck absolutely ready to roll and whichever family member or girlfriend is dropping me off knows to have all all the chit-chat and emotional whatnot out of the way before we stop at the curb. I am out the door like a shot and seize a cart as fast as i can. All the gear gets moved outta the truck (often it's Daisy or whomever else is with me unloading the gear as i am coming back with the cart) and i'm headed into the main doors in under 60 seconds. That's the right way to do things... and it has a security implication. Not letting unattended or otherwise idle vehicles just sit at the curb is a good thing, and i appreciate the officers at PHL who get in people's faces about it all the time. The same rule would apply to the "picking up arrived passengers" side of things... if your passenger is not standing outside right where you pull up your car then you have no business stopping at the curb. even toddlers and hobos have cel phones nowadays. you have one, too... use it. until the party you're coming to pick up calls you and says "i'm at the curb under sign number 66" then you shouldn't be coming to the curb.

How to improve this phase of the process? - Free bag carts everywhere. Let the airports lose a few bucks, maybe reimburse them with a fraction of what the TSA spends on shit all the time, and call it a "security enhancing measure" ... anything that gets people's gear in order and gets vehicles outta the way faster is a good thing.

2. Airport Check-In

I don't really care if there are humans or not when i'm signing in to the kiosk and so forth. As long as a human is available somewhere so i can "declare my firearms as soon as i arrive at the airport" and it keeps me in compliance with the law.

How to improve this process? - I'd love all reservations and ticketing to be handled with a ticket number and booking code, not my name. Showing ID should only happen if you've lost all of your forms and information and have booked your ticket using a real name as a last-resort "reset my password" kind of measure.

It would also be really nice if there were scales in random public places out in the check-in hall where people could weigh their luggage before approaching the counter, thus we wouldn't have people fucking about with it right there and acting all flustered about the weight. People acting flustered or worried about their luggage at the counter should be a sign of something totally different, which we'll cover later.

3. Baggage Check-in and Screening

Here's where life gets very different. Whenever i fly nowadays, my luggage doesn't go immediately back to the bowels of the airport at check-in. Because of my firearms, i always have to accompany my bags to a screening area. Sometimes it's right in front of me, sometimes it's behind a small partition or in an adjacent room. Either way... my bags are locked and remain secure during the screening.

If and only if they alert, do i calmly unlock the bags and step back for a hand-scan to be performed. With that completed to their satisfaction (and with my belongings re-packed to my satisfaction) the bag is re-locked and sent on its way. This is ABSOLUTELY the right way to do things. (for reasons we'll get to in a bit)

How to improve this process? - In my view, all travelers should have baggage scanning handled this way... where the passengers themselves are present for the process and then can lock their bags up upon its conclusion. Having locked bags traveling through the airport system should be the norm, since it prevents any surreptitious meddling with the luggage or insertion of foreign objects by a threat actor who may have gained employment in the baggage handling department.

4. Passenger Screening

Here's where we have to start to address the heart of the issue about most airlines safety... don't try to frame matters in terms of what items you want to keep out of the cabin in-flight, but rather what actions or outcomes you wish to prevent during the journey.

Objects with sharp edges or blades or any other "tools" can potentially be scary (yes, someone could hold them in a menacing or threatening manner) but they are no longer a threat to the plane. You can't get into the cockpit or disable the engines or electronics of a plane with blades or tools. The cockpit doors should be super-reinforced and only opened in-flight when the co-pilot is armed and one member of the flight crew is standing facing the passengers should the pilot need to use the head. Meals can be delivered under the same circumstances. Otherwise, that door should be locked at all times.

How to improve this process? - Again, we should stop thinking about preventing "bad" people or "dangerous" items from being on the plane and just focus on bad events taking place. Some ass with a knife may act in a threatening way... but he or she is going to get their ass beat and not have a chance of bringing down the plane. I don't give a fuck about knives or blades of any kind being in the passenger cabin with me, really... i'd like to stop having to surrender mine every time i check-in for my flights.

As far as liquids... i actually do think there should be some sort of limit on what can come through, simply because enough of a dangerous liquid can bring about serious distress to an aircraft. If i had to draw a line in the sand, i'd say 1 quart or 1 liter is the max size of a liquid one can bring... and all liquids would be susceptible to additional inspection. (more on that later)

No more surrendering shoes or taking laptops out of the bag... all the money we piss away should be invested in better x-ray scanner technologies, possibly including back-scatter devices that would reveal if you're carrying anything under your clothes.

Bottom line... passing through passenger screening by dropping a bag on the belt, emptying pockets into a small tray, and not having to remove shoes or any outerwear is the best we should shoot for.

5. Behavioral Profiling

This is the big enchilada and it should be the key part, in my view, of any decent security system (for airports or anywhere, really).

This shouldn't be implemented through the TSA... i feel that too much corporate culture and groupthink has infected and corrupted that agency and i don't want them near this new, elite division nor do i want TSA people failing upwards and being promoted from within to positions of behavioral screeners.

From the time anyone enters the airport, they should be visible to highly-trained, well-educated persons who evaluate things like posture, gait, clothing, facial expressions, attitude, and many other factors. These screeners wouldn't interact ever with the public... they would communicate recommendations to the staff on the ground level regarding what treatment persons should receive in terms of scanning and inspection.

How to implement this process? - As one can see by re-reading my above comments, my whole system makes the behavioral screening more feasible. Having passengers present with their bags during check-in and bag inspection makes them observable. I envision covert commands into a radio like, "Station #43, be aware of the white male in the red shirt... he appears to be focusing inordinately on the blue suitcase allegedly owned by his female travel companion. Perform an explosive residue swab test while i gauge his reaction."

I imagine a small panel of lights on the metal detector through which we proceed, sometimes illuminated by a behavioral screener and sometimes popping randomly... one color indicates "give this person an additional pat-down" and another color indicates "ask to look in their bag" etc etc.

I know there's a whole lot more to this process than i'm saying here... but there you have the core of how i'd implement airport and air travel security...

1. keep people moving along with free carts
2. no ID needed to fly domestically
3. passengers with their bags during screening, bags stay locked afterwards
4. small blades, small tools, and up to 1 Liter/Quart of liquid is ok *
5. keep your shoes and outerwear on during screening *
6. behavioral profiling, by a body separate from the TSA, is the key to improving our security

* but subject to additional screening if it is deemed to be necessary

[Thorn]

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Not profiling based on available information and data is stupid. Data is data. To specially ignore certain valid pieces of data for fear of offending people is ridiculous.

Over twenty years ago, I knew of a an AI system that was used to profile passengers on international flights. It looked at several different factors, including passport/national origin, ethnicity, seating locations, age, and ticket purchase date in relation to flight date. (There were probably other additional factors that I don't recall today.) If certain patterns came up, it automatically put a hold on the flight until it was checked by people who knew what they were actually looking for and at as far as real dangers.

This system was put in place for testing. It worked. It worked well; in fact, it worked very, very well. It was killed almost immediately. I don't know for certain, but I strongly suspect it was for political reasons because it profiled based, in part, on things like ethnicity and country on origin.

For the technically minded: As I mentioned this was over 20 years ago. The application was running on a 386, at something like 10 or 12MHz, using running dBase III and some custom modules written in C. It makes you wonder what could be done today, if we had the political will to proceed and actually use the data we have in front of our noses.

[streaker69]

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Spot On Deviant! Lots of good ideas and I have two others for consideration.

How about Fed-Ex shipping and drop boxes at the security gate that can be purchased with a CC. That way, if security does happen to find something that you may have forgotten you can quickly throw it in a box and drop it for delivery back to your home so items don't get confiscated and then resold.

I think one of the other issues many people have is the inconsistency of how policies are applied many times in the same airport let alone across the entire transportation system. I think more training needs to be done with the staff to ensure that policies are being applied properly across the board.

I will say, I don't fly much. Last time was 8 years ago. I prefer my horse and buggy to big aluminum tubes that are always fighting gravity.

[theprez98]

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These are some of the comments I heard on TV:

"If it makes us more safe, I'm all for it."

"If you have a problem with the new rules, you shouldn't fly."

This is the sheep culture we're dealing with. I agree with others that profiling (behavioral and otherwise) is key.

One of the many problems is that "the man" (well, in this case, the woman, Secretary Napolitano) is a politician...and (without getting into politics), the nature of the politician is to do something, anything, to reassure people. It's a pipe dream, but having a DHS Secretary, TSA Dir, etc., who aren't politicians, and don't give a damn about political correctness and playing politician, would be nice.

[xor]

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These are some of the comments I heard on TV:

This is the sheep culture we're dealing with. I agree with others that profiling (behavioral and otherwise) is key.

I agree with theprez98 on this one, as non-pc as that makes me. On a lighter note, all uncircumcised men should be strip searched. I know terrible.

xor