What is in Neil's Pants?

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Well...It's about time....

Oi, I do have a dilemma though...So...you both win.. Secret Identity I will send Chris a Macgruber as well as theprez98 too because I did say answers had to be specific, but since one of you wants to gift a mod & the other takes no credit for the win...I figure I'll be nice.

Prez if you want a copy send me a DM with the address you would like it mailed to, please no addresses that will put me on a watchlist. I'll have Neil write you a nice note as a consolation that it's not the original MacGruber. Thanks.

For all you other peeps if you want to print out a copy of MacGruber it's here... http://twitpic.com/1di4te

Just know you wont be as cool as Chris or theprez98 because it's not the original and it's not signed or personalized by the great and mighty Neil himself so THERE.

[Chris]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Well...It's about time....

Oi, I do have a dilemma though...So...you both win.. Secret Identity I will send Chris a Macgruber as well as theprez98 too because I did say answers had to be specific, but since one of you wants to gift a mod & the other takes no credit for the win...I figure I'll be nice.

Prez if you want a copy send me a DM with the address you would like it mailed to, please no addresses that will put me on a watchlist. I'll have Neil write you a nice note as a consolation that it's not the original MacGruber. Thanks.

For all you other peeps if you want to print out a copy of MacGruber it's here... http://twitpic.com/1di4te

Just know you wont be as cool as Chris or theprez98 because it's not the original and it's not signed or personalized by the great and mighty Neil himself so THERE.

That's a pretty bad ass MacGruber. I will accept this offering.

[neil]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Ohhhhh... the things that sprout from my pants...

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Ohhhhh... the things that sprout from my pants...

You are under contract, anything that sprouts from your pants is mine.

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Ok, so I admit things have been a little....quiet around here. Mostly because I have been feeling under the weather and also because Neil has been working from home therefore he sits in his sweat pants and doesn't go anywhere to accumulate random bits of rubbish. Hopefully this will make up for it, but it will be kinda hard. If you win this Trivia Question you will win an assorted amount of DEF CON stickers and a handful of random amusing crap.

In the Past 18 years so far, DEF CON has had only ONE official consumable food and it was stolen. You must describe it, when it came to be and where it came from.

[honey]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

"Nikita
03-31-2009, 07:21 PM
You eat? At Defcon? That's not something I remember doing when I get to do it at the show, so no personal experience advice here. Beer is basically bread anyway."

Beer comes from THE GODS of BEER! mmmmm BEER mmmmmmm

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

"Nikita
03-31-2009, 07:21 PM
You eat? At Defcon? That's not something I remember doing when I get to do it at the show, so no personal experience advice here. Beer is basically bread anyway."

Beer comes from THE GODS of BEER! mmmmm BEER mmmmmmm

Nice try, a noble attempt & beer is a somewhat legitimate answer, but it's the wrong one.

Again, It was a food item labeled "The Official Defcon _______."


Also it was stolen, you need to note what it is, where it came from and who did we steal it from. I realized that needed to be clarified.

[Vyrus]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

for some reason when I think of the phrase "official defcon <food>" I seem to remember associating it with a surgery junk food of some kind, like dingdong or Twinkies or moon-pie or soothing...

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

for some reason when I think of the phrase "official defcon <food>" I seem to remember associating it with a surgery junk food of some kind, like dingdong or Twinkies or moon-pie or soothing...

Nope, It was not a Ding Dong, Twinkie, or Moon Pie.

Also...
you need to note what it is, when & where it came from and who did we steal it from.

[LosT]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

*official* food?

And we're talking about Neil's pants, right?

There was the piece of shit they made coffee from that one year...

And I think Neil is in my pants....

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

*official* food?

And we're talking about Neil's pants, right?

There was the piece of shit they made coffee from that one year...

And I think Neil is in my pants....

Really L0sT? Really?!.......

The Coffee you are referring to is the "cat shit coffee": Kopi Luwak DT brought this and entered it into the Coffee Wars Contest. Not that I'm a big fan of coffee, it usually leaves a sour taste in my mouth and the need to poop, but at roughly $350.00 a pound, it better be good & it better win......but it didn't and not like I'm judging or anything but....

Yeah, I said it.

Anyway, If you aren't sure about the game let me explain, the trivia item is not IN Neils pants, the object is to answer the question to win what WAS in them. And if you answer this one correctly, it will be especially hilarious if you were indeed under that assumption that it's IN his pants... I wish I had someone to laugh with me, oh.....oh it hurts.

Regardless, a monkey could do 10-15 mins worth of searching on the Defcon site and find this. I am tired of giving you guys hints.

[LosT]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Lulz.

I'll let some of the n00bs win. I just like saying "Neil's Pants".

Yeah.

[SecretIdentity]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

In the Past 18 years so far, DEF CON has had only ONE official consumable food and it was stolen. You must describe it₁, when it came to be₃ and where it came from₂.

Was it a "Banana"₁ from a "Tropicana dancing girl's fruit hat"₂ over the time of "Defcon 2 July 22-24, 1994"₃.

If I win again, I want to sacrifice my prize to the mods. This time, if he will accept it, I would like to offer it to Noid -- He is kind of like Paulie from Goodfellas. He has all the power of Paulie from the movie, but none of the slowness, and obviously, noid's power is not fictional.

"Paulie might have moved slow... ...but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody."

I was not at Defcon 2, so I did not witness this.

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Was it a "Banana"₁ from a "Tropicana dancing girl's fruit hat"₂ over the time of "Defcon 2 July 22-24, 1994"₃..

YOU ARE CORRECT!!!! CONGRATULATIONS FOR WINNING, AGAIN!


Also, LMFAO over the Paulie reference. Well played!

[Nikita]

Re: What is in Neil's Pants?

Come and knock on our door,(Come and troll us some more) WE'VE been waiting on you. (We've been Trollin inter tubes) Where the Trolls are his and hers and yours Three's company too.




This Week's Prize is : ISSUE 291, January 2002, DRAGON! Your official Dungeons & Dragons Magazine.


Neil had a decently large sized wad of papers from his pants pockets this week. Amongst them was a receipt to Hot Tub Time Machine, I mean it was an OK movie but he doesn't have to save it for our children. It's not like he needs to file that away in case some skeptical friend demands proof, "Nuh UH YOU didn't see that movie". "See here you scoundrel" as he produces a receipt.

Anyway, to keep you up to date on more of my husbands silliness. This week he repeatedly is making attempts to "bring back" the word "Capital" as in an adjective in one of the following ways: 1. First and foremost; principal: a decision of capital importance. 2. First-rate; excellent: a capital idea. (He leans more towards Adj. 2, FWIW. )

This what I like to refer to as WORDA$sh@tery, in polite company.

Not only that but every few hours he likes to ask me if I would like to watch him eat 450 hard boiled eggs. Frankly, It's getting old. I wish he would snap out of it and realize that not only is it not funny, but his pregnant wife wants to never imagine a hard boiled egg ever. But, he's the hookerface I married, so.....


Here's this weeks question: WHO is this hacker?

• I've been spotted playing in the snow, playing with food, puzzles & toys.
• I can sing while I pick a lock.
• I'm Human, but sometimes people forget to call me one.
• I might be able to fly a jet & I can shoot a gun, I'd make a good spy.
• It's clear when you meet me, I'm as smart as a rocket scientist & curious like a kid.

Thank you, Have a lovely weekend, and check out http://bit.ly/defcon for hints.