Defcon Reviews

[noid]

Anyways we walked around and drank ALOT on the first day we had to go to some super k mart or some shit to pick up more booze. Our good friend pneumonia lives in Vegas so he knew exactly where to go. We loaded up on bug, mgd, vodka, and some boonze farm for this dumb girl rebekah or something (also known as bread_). Well we forced her to drink 2 bottles of boonze and soon she was falling all over and having guys "feel her up". After a little we proceded to lock her ass in the guest closet...BECAUSE WE COULD!.

Wow, you drank a lot and took advantage of a drunk girl. You and your friends are sure cool. What frat are you in? You sound like the type of person we had hoped wouldn't show up this year. Please do us a favor and go spend next DefCon out at Lake Havasu..You can drink all the coors light you can handle and get chicks drunk and take advantage of them, all without involving us. Thanks, please pull through.

[russ]

I couldn't agree more

Noid is totally right with this. Defcon is not about childish abuse of other people.... What a retard. You're obviously not one of the attendees that is there to learn or share information.

It's a shame that a representative of a web site that supposedly devotes itself to the elimination of child pr0n, sexual harrassment, etc is such a stupid piece of crap.

Don't bother coming this year, as you'll probably just get you're a$$ kicked and asked to leave.

[astcell]

I think I'll get a vendor table and sell cattle prods to the girls there. Should be fun!

[russ]

Originally posted by astcell
I think I'll get a vendor table and sell cattle prods to the girls there. Should be fun!

Sorry, the DoC already has that... hahahaha

[Grifter]

Originally posted by russ
Sorry, the DoC already has that... hahahaha

hahaha, I thought the same thing, only I kept it to myself.

[highwizard]

Originally posted by astcell
I think I'll get a vendor table and sell cattle prods to the girls there. Should be fun!

Astcell, I didn't know you were so..... kinky

[astcell]

Actually they're for defense but you are right, some folks might like them.

Kinky: Using a feather.
Perverted: Using the whole chicken.

[highwizard]

Originally posted by astcell
Actually they're for defense but you are right, some folks might like them.

Kinky: Using a feather.
Perverted: Using the whole chicken.

I knew what the purpose was, sarcasm just came into play.

And yes, many places (Like in Philly at the Bike Shop) cattle prods do come into play.

I am just suprised that you are into such kinky affairs.

[TwinVega]

Originally posted by highwizard
I knew what the purpose was, sarcasm just came into play.

And yes, many places (Like in Philly at the Bike Shop) cattle prods do come into play.

I am just suprised that you are into such kinky affairs.

Please don't elaborate on your preference HW

[blackwave]

Originally posted by highwizard
Astcell, I didn't know you were so..... kinky

You should check out his nipple rings that he likes to hang by while he is being spanked with a studded paddle board in his leather jock...

[russ]

Originally posted by astcell
Actually they're for defense but you are right, some folks might like them.

Kinky: Using a feather.
Perverted: Using the whole chicken.

Is there an issue with using the entire chicken? Aside from a few feathers, the whole chicken comes back out again.... marinated even.

[astcell]

I think you're using a dwarf chicken. A standard chicken stands,what, about 2 feet tall?

[KeLviN]

thats a pretty tall chicken......!

[blackwave]

Originally posted by KeLviN
thats a pretty tall chicken......!

I am getting pictures of webster and gary coleman riding these things around...

[KeLviN]

with shields and jousting poles and 7ft tall squires.....