Defcon Reviews

[blackwave]

Originally posted by KeLviN
with shields and jousting poles and 7ft tall squires.....

YES!

VIVE LE MIDGET!

hey ... watch where you are aiming that pole of yours.

[KeLviN]

BW, you do realize that we're doing that midget-scenerio-fettish thing again....

[blackwave]

Originally posted by KeLviN
BW, you do realize that we're doing that midget-scenerio-fettish thing again....

it must be built in somewhere... time to party BYOM

[KeLviN]

BW, lets get some money together and hire a midget in vegas. i'm sure we can find one. he can be the DC forum's midget and participate in Hacker jeopardy.

ps, we still need to decide who gets to be on the jeopardy DCForums team. remind me to discuss this with you on the 10th.

[Gadsden]

Originally posted by KeLviN
BW, lets get some money together and hire a midget in vegas. i'm sure we can find one. he can be the DC forum's midget and participate in Hacker jeopardy.

Wasn't there talk about actually having a midget and do midget tossing and midget battleship in the swimming pool? I do remember Blackwave suggesting getting Bridgett the Midget to show up.. Fuck.. I am sure there are far more obscure things to hire in Vegas, so a midget should be no problem!

[KeLviN]

I SUGGESTED BRIDGET. i think.

and yes. it all started when BW and myself were going to produce, write, and direct the pool side midget pirate show. like the one they have at treasure island. but we couldn't find enough midgets.

[Gadsden]

Originally posted by russ
Is there an issue with using the entire chicken? Aside from a few feathers, the whole chicken comes back out again.... marinated even.

Hmm... you could get a nasty case of salmonella. That would be a tough one to explain to your doctor...

[blackwave]

Originally posted by KeLviN
but we couldn't find enough midgets.

yeah alas, we found out they weren't in season :( <whimper cry> but fear not! we will find those midgets, even if we have to go to the Raelians and have some cloned!

[Gadsden]

Originally posted by blackwave
yeah alas, we found out they weren't in season :( <whimper cry> but fear not! we will find those midgets, even if we have to go to the Raelians and have some cloned!

Cool! Order me a six-pack o' midgets!

[russ]

Originally posted by blackwave
yeah alas, we found out they weren't in season :( <whimper cry> but fear not! we will find those midgets, even if we have to go to the Raelians and have some cloned!

That's an interesting concept... I wonder if Jeff or the hotel would let us do it... I'd ask him, but I'd have to call back 3 days later after he finally quit laughing. hahaha

[Gadsden]

Originally posted by russ
That's an interesting concept... I wonder if Jeff or the hotel would let us do it... I'd ask him, but I'd have to call back 3 days later after he finally quit laughing. hahaha

I am sure they will not know to laugh or cry if we turn the whole hotel into a re-creation of the off-camera scene from "Wizard of Oz", complete with drunken/high midget orgies!
(Yes, Blackwave.... they would notice if you tried to sneak in the midget orgy....)

[blackwave]

Originally posted by che
(Yes, Blackwave.... they would notice if you tried to sneak in the midget orgy....)

hell, they didn't last time :D you have to be careful with midgets, you can't shake them around too much... well let's just say we learned a little more about that good old nevada desert than we wanted to... :( ... maybe that is why they stopped coming back :(

[KeLviN]

BW broke my midget.

[blackwave]

Originally posted by KeLviN
BW broke my midget.

I told you, it wasn't on purpose. Besides at least I tried to put it back together, you just left mine all in pieces. :(

[KeLviN]

Originally posted by blackwave
I told you, it wasn't on purpose. Besides at least I tried to put it back together, you just left mine all in pieces. :(

you call THAT back together?!
you used bar-b-Q skewers and bubbletape! the taxidermist said she was even too fucked up to stuff (again)!