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  • astcell
    Human Rights Issuer
    • Oct 2001
    • 7512

    #31
    We can tell them our paintballs don't hold paint, but rather the SARS virus. :D

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    • GackMan
      Member
      • Apr 2002
      • 68

      #32
      i just keep having images of the post tourney party near the pool w/ all the con attendees still camoed up and popping each other in the ass with their paint markers (it is a marker, not a freaking gun!!!)... just not a good idea at all.
      Gack
      "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato

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      • Fused
        Banned
        • Jun 2002
        • 233

        #33
        we could always freeze are balls and see how that would work out against the cops.

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        • GackMan
          Member
          • Apr 2002
          • 68

          #34
          you can freeze your balls and post back to us tomorrow.
          Gack
          "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato

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          • EeeekPenguins
            Your local fucktard
            • Jan 2003
            • 456

            #35
            Originally posted by astcell
            We can tell them our paintballs don't hold paint, but rather the CARS virus. :D
            Good ol' fashioned biological warfare through paintball. Thats how we will fight the war on Iraq.
            The penguin is watching.
            "The DefCon forums dont reward knowledge, but punish iggnorance." -Noid

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            • GackMan
              Member
              • Apr 2002
              • 68

              #36
              http://www.pepperball.com/products/



              Live round containing OC powder irritant
              Safe at point-blank range
              Kinetic impact less than or equal to standard paintballs
              Available in quantities of 90, 375, 750, 1,500, and 3,000
              U.S. Patent No. 5,965,839
              Gack
              "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato

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              • Grifter
                Goon * Contests & Events
                • Sep 2001
                • 1296

                #37
                Oh man, the good times that could be had with those.
                .: Grifter :.

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                • blackwave
                  Member
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 4270

                  #38
                  yikes, glad we were masks :D

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                  • encrypt31945
                    Banned
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 266

                    #39
                    Sounds like we are going to have some itchy people at defcon. :D

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                    • blackwave
                      Member
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 4270

                      #40
                      Originally posted by encrypt31945
                      Sounds like we are going to have some itchy people at defcon. :D
                      should blend in well with the rest of the wafts, and levels of moistness and dryness that seems to propagate throughout...

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                      • astcell
                        Human Rights Issuer
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 7512

                        #41
                        You wear masks? WIMPS!


                        cough, cough

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                        • blackwave
                          Member
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 4270

                          #42
                          Originally posted by astcell
                          You wear masks? WIMPS!
                          at least wimps get to keep their eyeballs and refrain from having bruised cheek bones and cracked nose cartilage.

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                          • astcell
                            Human Rights Issuer
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 7512

                            #43
                            So explain your funny eyes, funny cheeks, and funny nose! ;)




                            And funny hair! :D

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                            • blackwave
                              Member
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 4270

                              #44
                              Originally posted by astcell
                              And funny hair! :D
                              hey that is all natural

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                              • EeeekPenguins
                                Your local fucktard
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 456

                                #45
                                Originally posted by blackwave
                                hey that is all natural
                                Damn I wish my hair was naturally blue!
                                The penguin is watching.
                                "The DefCon forums dont reward knowledge, but punish iggnorance." -Noid

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