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Originally posted by jesse
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Probably a bad idea.. someone would end up like this Darwin Award canidateHappiness is a belt-fed weapon. -
Sounds like what happpened to a couple Texas frat boy pledges beer bonging vodka anally. Thinning the herd is always good.Originally posted by cheComment
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Holy Shit!Originally posted by murakami
How the hell is funneling vodka into your ass ever an option?
Besides, wouldn't that burn like hell? I can see a bunch of frat boys butt-surfing around on their front lawn like a dog trying to cool thier asses off.. "Yup.. there go the kapa's on the front lawn again.. I guess it is everclear night!" :pHappiness is a belt-fed weapon.Comment
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Originally posted by che
Well.. People have put stranger things up there...Comment
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Don't remind me. My sister was a resident at Parkland hospital in Dallas and it serviced the predominantly gay neighborhoods around it. We had some memorable T-day dinners describing the stuff she had pulled out. Ouch!Originally posted by highwizardComment
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Mucous membranes are mucous membranes regardless where they are located, they absorb stuff much faster that way. After the vodka enema, the geniuses then took the pledges out swimming in the lake with predictable results. Let's just say some of the pledges "dropped out" (into the bottom of the lake) after that event.Originally posted by cheComment
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"Nobody's won Moe's Drink-a-Gallon-of-Gin Contest and nobody ever will!"Originally posted by jesse45 5F E1 04 22 CA 29 C4 93 3F 95 05 2B 79 2A B0
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Heh.. I had an uncle that could probably take that challenge.. that fucker would drink a gallon of vodka a day, and up to a 12 pack of beers. Of course, he finally croaked. I think the doctors had to cut his liver out and whack it with a ball bat a couple times to finish it off.Originally posted by basculeHappiness is a belt-fed weapon.Comment
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Ok here's another bad contest Idea for defcon.
Who can stay awake the entire time they are at the AP for con. IE, X number of days that the con is going on without anything except for maybe caffine and a little motivation.
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DJ, at DC8 there was one guy who had a table set up with a PC and he was indeed awake the entire time, he was burning CDs for folks and stuff, he even had a sign showing how long he had been awake.
I think a "bad contest" would be to find someone who stayed sober and celibate the entire time.Comment
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Originally posted by astcell
anyone know who that guy was? mad props. I mean staying up for three days straight at a con probably isn't too bad...
ok bad contest. Who remembers the most defcons?
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I was up almost 48 hours this past con, 12 of it spent driving... with bascule.
Unfortunately drinking seems detrimental to sleep."Those who would willingly trade essential liberty for temporary security are deserving of neither." --Benjamin FranklinComment
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Here's an idea for next year: Rent-A-Goon. You get your own goon to validate you anywhere you go. :> Imagine the $$$ that can be raised on the auction for the goon!Comment
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Hm i dont know if we can get cooler than that. Cept for I AM DT t-shirts.Originally posted by astcell
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Can't this be accomplished with a beer on the end of a long stick, and dangled in front of a goon ;)Originally posted by astcell~:CK:~
I would like to meet a 1 to keep my 0 company.Comment
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